YKYWTMRW(YST)W..... (What the heck is Tuxedo Mask doin' here?!)

NOTE: These are my original suggestions and if someone's been copying some of MY stuff without my permission, I'll be forced to display my angry Kia Purity act. =P

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Other People's Warning Signs!

* You walk in school but act normal until you go to the principal's office, yelling into the intercom, "RONIN WARRIORS TO ARMS!" to get any fellow Ronins fans' attention.
* You call your principal "Talpa".
* You call the desk clerk "Lady Kayura" because she's in her usual 'evil' mood.
* You call your pesky physics teacher "Badamon" because he won't shut up about taking over the world.
* You steal a white tiger from a nearby zoo.
* The tiger chases you. You yell at the tiger, thinking it's White Blaze, "I'm not from the Dynasty! I'm a Ronin Warrior!"
* You have the OAVs and watch them everyday until your vcr breaks. (Cuz the tape won't! HA HA HA!)
* You get sent to Talpa's office for yelling "RAGE OF INFERNO!" at Badamon in your physics class.
* You're greeted by Lady Kayura and you think, 'What will Rowen do?'
* Then you escape from the office with the help of a golden arrow that you tucked away in your backpack.
* You paint your cat black, calling it "Chibi Black Blaze".
* On a cloudy day, you look up and run in the house to hide.
* You have pictures of your favorite Ronin plastered all over the walls of your room. (I'll find enough Sage pictures to plaster the rest of my walls with! HA HA HA!)
* You wonder if Kia Purity had watched them more than you.
* But you know that she watches #39 more than the rest of the episodes.
* You groan in disbelief when you reach her Halo Shrine and click on the words "Lady Lita, here's something for you!" even though you're not Lady Lita but you wonder what that was for......
* If you don't watch any Ronin Warriors episode for a day, you go on a warpath.
* Your parents are forced to get your attention by saying, "Your favorite Ronin Warrior is on the phone!"
* You can't decide which one is cute... Sage or Anubis.... (HEH HEH HEH... Ingrid Richter would understand too!)
* You sing the theme song in class.
* You get sent to Talpa's office again.
* You escape again, this time with two swords that came with Hariel in the box.
* You proceed to make your own Jewel of Life by finding a comma shaped bead.
* You run around your house pretending to be Ully pretending to be Ryo with a samurai paper hat.
* You're forced by your parents to stop watching the Ronin Warriors for one day in order to do your HUGE pile of homework that was due two months ago.
* You make a shrine to your favorite Ronin Warrior on the web page, posting every pictures you could find of him. Then you post your drawings of him. (I'll post some of mine of Sage. Funny, when I draw him, he turns out to be cute! ()=>
* You decide to do a shrine to your favorite Dark Warlord just because you like him!
* You immediately blow a gasket after you checked both of the shrines I made for Sage and Anubis! [SHRINE TO ANUBIS] and... [HALO SHRINE]......
* You e-mail me with overloading web address for the pixs that I needed for both of my shrines!
* You don't understand why I have a shrine of Kento up (I said that it's cuz my friend couldn't do it and she BEGGED ME! I GAVE IN!)
* You start to get a really good idea for a suggestion for this but you forgot it.
* You're bored one day and take pictures of clouds outside. Except the clouds were dark and you swore that you saw the Dynasty Castle!
* You march into the photo place and get your pictures back. You scream that you did really have the proof that you saw the Dynasty Castle.
* Your siblings say it looks more like the castle at Disney World. And you say that you can see Talpa's head in one of the 'window' in that castle. Your siblings decide to leave you alone after that.
* You dance all around the house after getting the OAVs when you were sick the day before! (Exactly what happened to me. True. I'm still grateful!)
* But unfortunately you get sick again the day after you went back to school the day after you got the OAVs. Seems like it must be from the over load of watching the OAVs for five hours and thirty minutes.
* You suffer from a mysterious sickness which is dubbed as "OAVs Overload" because you can't stop speaking Japanese for a whole day and understanding it perfectly well that you forgot how to speak English.
* Your friends think you just decided to skip school on Monday the day you got the OAVs just so you could get them.
* You're mad about the fact that you're just starting to learn Japanese but you have no idea what the characters are saying in the OAVs and the fact that you have a friend who is also a fellow Ronin Warriors fan who has studied Japanese for THREE YEARS!!!!!!
* But you make him translate the OAVs anyway. (HAHA! Exactly what I am doing!)
* You're sitting down, relaxed, watching your second favorite show when a guy shows up on the tv screen. You fall out of your chair that is after seeing 'Sage look alike' on Sailor Moon.
* You fall out of your chair again after seeing 'Rowen look alike' at the end of Sailor Moon episode 'Ice Princess'.
* You wish you knew why the Ronin Warriors decided to make cameo appearances ever since you saw Chad and thought he was Ryo!
* You sneak outside just so you can't be followed by Dynasty Armies.
* You get a toy tiger (WHITE OF COURSE!) and dub it "White Blaze" just so you can finally stage your Ronin Warriors Action Figures into a play, using a cameracorder that was made in Japan.
* You decide to find some more dolls that looks like Mia, Ully, Lady Kayura......
* You refuse to come outside and play with your friends when it's cloudy.
* Your parents attempt to make you go outside but it doesn't work because you don't want to face Talpa on a bad day.
* Your parents finally got you to run outside on a cloudy day just by saying, "If you go outside, maybe you could meet the Ronin Warriors that way!"
* From now on, whenever it's cloudy, you run outside just to find the Ronin Warriors.
* You decide to take life drawing class in college just so you could be able to start your 'interesting' version of #39 without flames. (For ladies like moi only! Okama [don't ask, it's a Japanese word Hebi (aka M2cute4ya on AOL) told me] men do not apply in this case.)
* You hate AOL because it's too slow for you to be able to down load some decent pictures of the Ronin Warriors.
* You leave Japan with anything that has to do with Yoroiden: Samurai Troopers stuff.
* You wonder if Kia Purity uses AOL. (Nope. Netscape Navigator on my computer! Faster than that stupid AOL because it's too slow!)
* You stare at your computer, waiting for Talpa to take it over.
* You wake up and see it's snowing. You go back to sleep because you don't feel like facing Cale today.
* A spider wakes you up in the morning. You smash it because you want your beauty rest and you don't care if Dais will feel more sore than you.
* You try to stay asleep in hopes a certain someone from the show will wake you up with a kiss.
* You stay awake because you don't want Talpa to kiss you!
* After staring at the static on the TV, you think you see Talpa but however your friend sitting next to you says that you've offically lost it.
* You mope because it's not cloudy.
* You refuse to get off the Internet because you want to see your favorite Ronin Warrior!
* Your older sister orders you to watch Ronin Warriors because you're bothering her.
* Your little brother runs away screaming whenever you want him to watch the OAVs with you.
* Your cats refuse to stay in your room because they're afraid that you'll make them be White Blaze and Black Blaze.
* You call the toy stores to see if they still have the Ronin Warriors action figures that you don't have.
* You immediately wake up at the mention of any of the Ronin Warriors or the Dark Warlords' virtues in your Japanese class.... uh, you weren't really sleeping, you were just daydreaming about Ronin Warriors.
* You wish you could just smack Ryo in face just because he won't stop moping.
* You feel like screaming at Cye for what he did in "Kikotei Densetsu". Also beating him up for it.
* Unfortunately, you ruin your TV that way.
* You scream and run out of the room whenever Talpa shows up on your TV screen.
* You started to cry because there's no more OAVs after "Message".
* You still don't understand "Message".
* You swear that you will watch the Ronin Warriors and the Samurai Troopers OAVs over and over until you finally get the point of "Message".
* One day it clicks in your mind, you finally understand "Message"!
* But the next minute, you forgot what was the point of the third OAV.
* You think that Kia Purity needs some help with suggestions so you just click on the words...[I NEED HELP WITH THE SUGGESTIONS!]
* You dream about getting the Ronin Warriors action figures but with the armors from the 3rd OAV and you see something written on the box like..... "something will return on July 2nd" and you swear in middle of your dream that you wouldn't confuse July for June. You wake up and start confusing July for June and procced to smack yourself in face with a stuffed white tiger toy.
* You're staring at the computer in disbelief once you saw the picture of the Ronin Warriors without shirts on..... apparently the web page belonged to Swiftgold (I'll have to add the link and I was shocked!)
* You wonder why there was a one eye dragon in the first OAV.
* Then you realize that Sage's ancestor was known as 'One Eye Dragon'......
* From now on, you have a fear of dragons because you don't want to get mauled by Sage.
* You think the last one made no sense.
* You sit around the house wishing that you had your OAVs back since you loaned them to a friend to translate them. You're still waiting for them but you mutter to yourself if he would ever get any chance to be able to finish them before you get smart and try to maul him for not being finished.
* Not that you would really maul him! You would may just yell at him. (I'm not going to try to maul him because he can hold me down due to being able to benchpress about 250 lbs and I only weigh 115! Yikes.)
* Your attempt to knock him out was unsucessful due to his 'lighting quick hands' and you're pinned on the floor, yelling.
* You mutter. "Alright, 'Anubis', now let me up and give my OAVs back!" Then you start to figure out why the heck you can't beat a Dark Warlord when you consider yourself a Ronin Warrior. You're just a girl.
* But... he has a weakness. You proceed to tickle him to death.
* Then you get the OAVs back! HAHAHA!
* You hate cloudy days because you think, act, and sound like a Ronin Warrior.
* You love cloudy days because you think, act, and sound like a Dark Warlord.
* You look around for women who have mustaches growing out of their faces and assume Badamon has possessed that woman.
* You try to eliminate Badamon by shaving the mustache off the woman's face.
* Unfortunately, you end up on the ground with the razor somewhere out of sight. You also have few bruises from the encounter with the woman.
* You yell "Flare Up Now!" when the olympic torch lights up the bowl thingy in Japan for 1998 olympics.
* You applause because you think Ryo did a wonderful job on the bowl thingy.
* You get people to sign a paper threatening to take over the world if Sunrise doesn't make new episodes of Yoroiden: Samurai Troopers.
* You decide to tie up your annoying brother by yelling... "QUAKE WITH FEAR!"
* You don't know what to name your gold fish but you consider: Cye, Sai, Torrent, Suiko......
* Since your gold fish is gold, you give up and call it Torrent's Symbol (or Suiko's Symbol) while people stare at you weird for not naming the fish after Cye.
* You have a pet snake and you know the right name for it.....
* People avoid you because they don't want 'Sekhmet' to get loose from your neck and give them 'Snake Fang Strike'.
* You have a pet spider named Dais.
* But 'Dais' falls in love a daisy and you're in disbelief.
* You send Kia Purity a threatening E-mail to stop the Ryo jokes.
* You want a restraining order issued for Kia's dumb Ryo jokes.
* You fail.
* You give up and try to get a restraining order to keep the Dynasty away from you.
* Unfortunately, the Dynasty has a restraining order against you!
* You don't mind Kia Purity's hilarious jokes since you can't stand Ryo.
* You get mad when the Ronin Warriors were taken off air after 'The Armor Must Be Destroyed' was shown in Dec 1996.
* You write to Sci-fic and flood their mail rooms with a sincere request: PUT THE RONIN WARRIORS BACK ON OR ELSE!
*You're standing in a lunch line, looking for Kento.
* You go to Japan to try to find Ryo around Mt. Fuji.
* You get ticked off when you go through every group of women to try to find Sage. But you find someone else who looks like Cale.
* You decide to hang out at libraries to find Rowen.
* You hang out at the aquarium just to look for Cye.
* You realize that you can't find Sage just by looking in every group of women then you proceed to join every martial arts place.
* You quit when you found out that Sage wasn't registered in any of them.
* You decide to try the sword store. But you know you would probably find Ryo, Sekhmet, Cale, Talpa, Lord Saber-stryke, Ancient... or any characters you know who uses a sword.....
* You're disappointed and you sit down formatting a quick plan to get yourself out of this place.
* You plan to join the summer olympics just to shoot arrows, yelling "Arrow Shockwave!"
* You're too bored to try to come up with ideas.
* You're forced to steal a samurai armor and pretend that you're one of the bad guys just so you can find the Ronin Warriors that way.
* You keep saying that Seiji looked cute in Kikotei Densetsu.... (oops, I meant Sage!)
* You swear Talpa is your principal because you walked into the office and saw him. [Scary Picture here] You screamed and ran out of the office after seeing the lady behind him who resembled Queen Beryl.
* You scream, trying to kill your computer when the virus (or something) inside it stole your shrine to your cutie Samurai Trooper/Ronin Warrior. (Hah, I was using a piece of shit Macintosh at that time :P) [Annoying computer picture here.] (That actually happened to me in my dream. Not fun. >:( And still, the computer stole the html file for the second section of Halo Shrine!! I have to redo it!)
* You still haven't gotten your OAVs back from your friend who you lovingly refer as 'Anubis' (but when you get the urge to call him 'Sage' just to watch him get mad.... >:>)
* One day you see 'Anubis' walking through the hall with -recently- dyed red hair, with a yo-yo in his hand. You decide to get out of the way in case he would yell "QUAKE WITH FEAR!" (I'm hoping he won't! I'm hoping! I'm hoping!)
* You call someone "Bucket-Head". :)
* You call every boyfriend who dumped you, "DYNASTY JERKS!"
* You spend your time with a bucket and drawing a face on it then giving it to 'Anubis' for a birthday present. (Pun: BUCKET-HEAD!)
* You find baby spiders and complain to your Ronin Warrior friend that Dais' new kids are getting out of control.
* Your parents call you (your name here) of Ronin. (Sweat drop)
* A friend of yours (aka Bucket-Head in my case) sends a note to you. (In my case, he was insulting Sage.) You send a note back, calling him a bucket head for insulting Sage. (Yes, I did!) However, the note comes back and he calls you "Stupid ronin." (Yes, he did. That Bucket-Head...)
* You admit that you're a Ronin and have done stupid things. (Don't ask me.)
* You see buckets and think of your friend.
* It's summer and you hunt for Dais.
* It's hot and you decide to yell "Super Wave Smasher!" (Or try to figure out what Cale would yell.)
* It's cold and you yell "Flare Up Now!"
* When your handle has to do with the Ronins. (For example, mine: Purity as in my virtue.)
* You drive your friends crazy when you're swooning over one of the Ronins. (Namely Sage. :>)
* You decide to get cooking lessons from Cye.
* You hum the song "Stardust Eyes" at a dance. (My fave Y:ST Song!)
* You play "Samurai Heart" all over again and again during class. (Another favorite Y:ST song!)
* Your teachers get fed up with you and take away your Ronin Warriors action figures.
* Someone refers to your Ronin Warriors action figures as "dolls" and you steam off. (Happened to a friend I know.)
* You call your Ronin Warriors action figures "dolls" then a guy yells at you for that remark. (No one has yelled at me yet.)
* You run around the room in fear that Talpa would jump out of your computer.
* You think Anubis is cute.
* You think Sage is cuter than Anubis.
* You've uttered "Bucket-Head" about ten times or more in one day. (For some reason, I've been on the "Bucket-Head" kick lately because I found out that Ryo (I think) called Anubis that in #2. Glory for Anubis. I liked it.)
* You think "Bucket-Head" is a good nick-name for Anubis.
* You've been running over the web page (actually surfing) to find the WAV files of "Stardust Eyes" and "Samurai Heart". Then you wonder how much memory those two cool song takes up.
* Your computer breaks down one day but it's actually from not so many Ronin Warriors you downloaded. It's because of so little Sailor Moon you downloaded.
* You realize that you have more Ronin Warriors pictures than the Dark Warlords pictures.
* You get mad one day and yell out loud that you would join the Dynasty then all of the sudden, your Dark Warlord friends are happy. (Danged friends. Well, I'm lucky I only have one Dark Warlord friend out of all my friends (more than half of 'em are anime fans)... but that's the guy I adore (half of the time when he is not insulting Sage or K-State)....)
* You are bored and stick a picture of Talpa on your computer.
* You realize something strange. 'Anubis' did really something strange. Then you remember the dance. He wore the exact same thing the real Anubis did in that black-and white picture that you have stuck on your computer.... (I just realized it a while ago. Oh god, he is just so much like Anubis except he cut his hair and it's still dark brown. If he ever gets around to dyeing it red. I'm hiding in my room so I don't have to endure all those yo-yos. Almost got killed by one.)
* You mutter to yourself that Kia Purity is running on an empty gauage on the basis of this thing.
* You're in shock after checking out Sofia's page and you discover the Kikotei Densetsu #4 picture in her image gallery and you proceed to scream. (I didn't really scream. I just freaked out and muttered to myself: 'Now that I found Kikotei Densetsu #4... where's Ronin Warriors/Samurai Troopers #39?!'.....)
* Your computer breaks down because you downloaded too many pictures of your favorite Ronin.
* One day, you're just sitting in your room, looking thru your Japanese book. *POOF* You stare at the book strangely because 'messeji'... (something like that but it's supposed to mean Message) and you complain that Sage's name can never get out of that word... (Seiji.... but if you take the first i out and you get my point.)
* You decide to act really insane. In the process, you go to school on the first day... WITH YOUR HAIR UP LIKE LADY KAYURA'S!!!!!! (I am considering doing that. But the first time I tried that hair style, I completely freaked. I look JUST like her when I did my hair!)
* You complain it's not fair that you look like someone from the Dynasty when you like the Ronin Warriors!
* Your parents are considering sending you to a mental hospital because you're kissing the tv screen every day (you tried to kiss your favorite character...)
* You get Animerica vol 6 #7 and you kiss it good night every night. (He he... I actually hug mine.)
* You wonder who would win.... SAILOR SCOUTS OR THE RONIN WARRIORS???
* You pick the Ronin Warriors just cause they have better powers even though you like to watch Sailor Moon too.......
* You get steamed when someone insults Sage. (A BIT TOO COMMON THESE DAYS...)
* You decide to do something crazy. You find a program on your computer and get the Ronin Warriors picture you downloaded. Then you process to blast it into a poster and you print it out. You end up printing 44 pages and you're taping it on your wall... putting it together.... (HEH HEH HEH... YEAH, I DID THAT ONE! BECAUSE I WAS BORED THAT DAY!)
* Your dad gets mad because you used up the color ink cardiage and it was a new one! But you explain to him that you printed about 10 more pictures after that one (regular sized pictures....)
* Everyone who walks in your room stares at the life-size poster on your wall in utter disbelief. (Actually, it took up half of my wall... ummmm... more than half I think... and yeah, Hebi was very speechless.)
* You wonder what Bucket-Head has to say about that life size poster on your wall since Sage IS in it. (HEHEHE! I wonder what he'll say.. he'll probably stare at me like I'm crazy.)
* You sing Stardust Eyes in the shower.
* You can't think of anything else crazy to do so you just turn your room into a complete Ronin Warriors zone! Which your siblings and your parents refuse to enter because of your pictures are seeping into the hallway.
* Your friends don't mind your room (SINCE THEY'RE RONIN WARRIORS FANS!) but your other friends who don't even like anime refuse to enter.
* You have too many cloudy days.
* You think Talpa has already taken over your school because you just looked at your principal and noticed his(or her) new facial hair. Then you chase after your principal with a razor yelling "DIE, BADAMON DIE!"
* You get in dention and you escape from it by yelling "RAGE OF INFERNO!"
* You have a dream where the Dynasty Soldiers were forming from your.. favorite ice cream box!! (Yes, I did. And there was a part I would not like to mention since that happened in the waaay beginning with Sage....)
* You cannot find any buckets.
* You're afraid of spaghetti.
* ESPECIALLY KILLER BALLS OF SPAGHETTI THAT KNOCKED OUT THE RONIN WARRIORS IN EPISODE 37!!!!!!
* You attempt to make it snow by waving a picture of Cale (or the action figure) in your class.
* You're imaging shooting arrows at your teacher when you accidentally yell "ARROW SHOCKWAVE!"
* Now, you're in the principal's office again. You're staring at the principal and doing your best Ully impression to get out of trouble.
* You plan to dress like Lady Kayura for Halloween. (I plan to do that to scare a certain Bucket-Head if he has a halloween party... bwahahahaha!)
* You're jumping around like Ully and chase after your older sister with a tree branch.
* You make a shrine to.... Mia... but ... you hate her. (I have seen that shrine and fairly, yow, I'm certain that person really hates Mia alot becuz there's pictures of Mia's head on a stick... eww. I don't hate everyone on the show... but Talpa's the exception. He's a doofus.)
* You're now steamed at your bucket-head friend because you have your tape back, BUT NOT YOUR ANIMERICA! The one with the RWs.... :P
* You find this picture and laugh in delight, knowing that you have the proof that the animators who did Sailor Moon really did watch too much Samurai Troopers!! [WTF? SAGE? WTF!] See??? That guy does look like SAGE!! AHA!
* You're freaked out by that lady teacher in your english class, she's always wearing that goofy amulet and you think she's in it with Talpa. (I got the idea from my pal Tammy!)
* You have a uncontrollable urge to jump on the roof of your high school, screaming that you'll kick Talpa's butt while you get strange looks from your friends and everyone else.
* You're still on the "Bucket-Head" kick.
* And that kick has been going on for about ..... A YEAR! (Seems that way to me.)
* You hop around yelling that you're the Ronin Knight of Nee! (Umm, that would be a bit too much Monty Phyton and the Holy Grail too.)
* You want to marry Ryo or one of your favorite Samurai Troopers characters.
* You're upset you can't do that becuz you're not a cartoon character.
* When you write a twisted story about the Ronins in a hilarious situation. (My story: The Samurai Troopers (RWs) as babies! BWAHAHAHA!)
* You're drunk after playing Ingrid Ritcher's drinking game and you think your favorite trooper is in your bed. It turned out to be just a figment of your psychopathic imagination.
* You discuss the best part of the show with your friend... THE NUDITY! :D (Hehe!)
* You start to dig your grave whenever you read a Yaoi story (I have no idea what it is but someone said it's something like "Okama love" (or that S....(cannot spell that Japanese word) ai".... whatever...) (I think Suzukai was doing that a while ago. I would have done the same thing... HECK, I WOULD DO THAT ANYWAY! DIG MY OWN GRAVE BECUZ THE TROOPERS ARE TOO PERFECT FOR THAT ECCHI STUFF!)
(Note from 2001. Yaoi = male x male relationship *goes back to digging her grave* Out of character yaoi is NOT okay with me. -_-;)
* You wonder why Kia Purity wants to be called Mistress Kia Purity of Halo. Then again, you're afraid if Kia was that crazy enough to try to be called "Shuten's love slave" (I almost came that close. I almost did. And I call myself "Miss" becuz someone thought I was a man (!!) but I'm a female! You can tell, I talk too much!)
* You're amazed Kia finally updated her web page and you're on the ground passed out after you check out the Dark Warlord info section. (Believe me, I passed out when I first learned about their ages.) :P
* You're looking for your book Catcher In The Rye but when you ask someone "Have you seen my book, 'The Catcher In The Ryo'?"
* You realize you said Ryo instead of Rye after seeing the weird look on the person's face.
* You have too many cloudy days. That is because you cannot stop dreaming about the Dynasty!!
* You swear to never dream about that Dark Warlord again, ever and try to dream about your fave Ronin (Happened to m e 10-20-98, how'd I dream about Anubis... again?! :P)
* You are freaked out by one book titled Ogre, Ogre and you proceed to run into a wall. (Oops, need to do that now!)
* Next time you dream about the Ronin Warriors, you swear it will be sunny when you wake up.
* However, it's cloudy when you wake up plus you dreamt about the Dynasty.
* You're swimming in a swimming pool then you decide to get everyone... "SUPER WAVE SMASHER!" (hehe!)
* You proceed to jump your little brother and dress him up like Ully then run!
* You jump your older sister and dress her up like Mia then run!
* Your parents are annoyed that you're jumping everyone and dressing them up like Ronin Warriors characters then run.
* You're known as the "Ronin Warriors Jump/Dress/Run weirdo."
* You jump the guy you like (who by the way, unfortunately strong as Anubis) and end up getting pinned to the ground instead of tryin' to dress him up like Anubis and running away. (I won't try that one unless I've been drinking Dr. Pepper with Vodka!)
(Note from 2001: I don't even like alcohol and the Dr. Pepper and Vodka thing was an old inside joke. :P)
* You jump your wall and pain the Ronin Warriors on your walls (LIFE SIZE!) then run!
* You mope because the Ronin Warriors aren't on TV.
* You have a cow when you see the Ronin Warriors on TV.
* But then you realize it's only your Ronin Warriors tape you were watching.
* You're crazy with Dr. Pepper and thinking up of crazy ideas (=P) of what to dow ith your fave Ronin or Warlord...(For ladies with dirty minds.... oops, me too!)
* You try not to laugh like Badamon in your class.
* But you end up laughing like Talpa.
* You swear the Dynasty kidnapped you and brainwashed you because you can't remember anything beyond last year!! (Me, yeah, but I can't remember my middle school that well! Just for the times when I first started watching Ronin Warriors.....)
* You're called a weirdo because you like the Ronin Warriors so much!
* Also because you've done nearly everything on this list!!!!!
* You dream about slapping Talpa 100 times 'till he passes out. :)
* You have converse shoes! (Reference to Gai Den and Kikotei Densetsu!)
* You have the EXACT outfits that the Samurai Troopers wore in all three OAVs!
* You write stories where you get to torture Ryo... your style! Bwahahaha! (Wasn't me! It was Jia!)
* For no reason you run around screaming "Talpa!! Oh god the ugliness!" (Then again, if you were me.. drunk on Dr. Pepper "UNPURITY! OH GOD THE PLEASURE!" Oops... I'm drunk now.... heh heh.)
* When someone says "Catcher In The Rye" you think "How'd Ryo get caught?"
* Anytime, you're caught kissing your tv screen becuz you're tryin' to kiss Rowen. But you end up kissing Talpa.
* You scream and run to bathroom to wash your lips. (Hehe! I'd like to see that, Roanna!)
* Someone takes a picture of that incident. You're chasing after the photographer threatening to kill him/her.
* You're hysterical now you have all of the action figures! You finally got Cale and Dais! Congrats! (Hehe! Congrats to moi! Hey, it took two years! :P Thanx Shima!)
* You mope because you can't stop dreaming about the dynasty.
* You get really annoyed one day and start yelling at everyone by their "Ronin names"... example: You call ur ex boyfriend Talpa. (Yes, I do have one. Long story. Long time ago. Idiotic as Talpa. And looks quite a bit alike. What was I thinking?! That was way before Ronin Warriors.)
* You get fed up with Kia's moping over the bucket-head love of her life and when you meet him, you threaten him to start speaking to her or you would .... hmm.... deal with him Ronin style!
* Unfortunately, you left your kanata blades and bow n' arrows at home. So you have to compenstate with a staring match.
* You lose the staring match but at least you got him speaking to Kia!
* You're at the point where you want to run around screaming at the top of your lungs that you're really one of the Ronin Warriors!!
* You plant ten cherry trees in your back yard. One for each Ronin/Dark Warlord. Plus Hariel.
* You think Hariel must have been Ryo's dead twin brother. Why wouldn't Ryo be able to use the Inferno armor more easily?
* You're at the point where you want to scream and kill someone. Because you loaned your tape and it has been over a year.
* You start getting spams when you see a naked picture of the Troopers. (First time I saw one, I nearly fainted. Ow my virtue.)
* You write a story where Dais flies around in a hatachi. (Silly me! I should have known that 'hatachi' means 20 years old! But then, Dais IS 21 years old. (physically))
* You write a story where Sage keeps getting mugged by a guy dressed up as a nun. (Ken Takino's crazy idea. I'll bop him for that one. ::Kia fwaps Ken with a frying pan::)
* You see your teacher has some interesting facial hair and your teacher's a woman!
* You do your best Rowen's impression of the line. "YOU... YOU'RE A MAN!"
* However, that results in another trip to the office.
* You escape again by yelling, "Look! A nun just mugged Badamon!"
* You laugh hysterically at Kia's "Dynasty Follies" 3, 4, and 5........ you can't believe it's BADONNA!
* You decide to make your own Ronin shirt!
* One day, you return to the intercom and this time you yell. "I AM THE PRETTY SAMURAI TROOPER, FIGHTER FOR LOVE AND JUSTICE! IN THE NAME OF TROOPERS, I WILL PUNISH YOU FOR NOT WATCHING RONIN WARRIORS!!"
* Your friends look at you weird for that one. They never expected you to do a "little" Sailor Moon thing there.
* You come to school dressed up like Mia and no one notices.
* However.....the next day you come to school dressed up like Kayura and everyone avoids you for the rest of the day.
* You love this list! You worship it! You like Kia's insane ideas! You.... ::armors up:: proceed to kill the net by accidentally sending a electrical surge while trying to send her an e-mail to comment on this list.
* One day, you're bored. Guess what happened. YOU DRESSED UP LIKE TALPA!
* You're confused with Luna and Luna. (... so am I.)
* You finally get the meaning of MESSAGE: it's not the stupid answering machine. It's the message of the armors. It took you two years to figure that out. Or was that one year?
* You wonder who's Ken Takino.
* Then you realize he's the reason Kia is so obsessed with Ronin Warriors. (He got me hooked on it!!!!!)
* You wish you could fwap Ken Takino for no reason but you know Kia would fwap him any day she wants to since they're siblings. (It's true. Ken: HEY!!!)
* You're moping and you think you can beat Ryo at the moping part.
* You read a story where Dais is dressed up as.... A CHEERLEADER!!!!!!!!! (It was "No Doubt, Any Time" by Oni MaSho Sh'ten and Company.... boy that was so hilarious! I nearly died laughing!!!!!!)
* You can't understand why Ken and Kia keep writing the fact that Dais keeps flying in a hatachi and it means 20 years old.
* You cheer when your name gets mentioned in this list. (Ok, I'll mention more names!! ::Kia fwaps Ken for saying "Riyo":: Never mind Ken. There's everyone I know.... (off line)Tora-Chan, Okami/Howling Child, Omu/Mouse-chan, Hebi/M2Cute4ya, Ken Takino, James/Ancient (for some reason he reminds me of the Ancient), Steven/Kento (what can I say, they're alike!!!!), Brian (aka the bucket-head who looks alot like Anubis mysteriously)::Kia fwaps Ken again for mentioning something::, Tammy, The 3 Stooges (Terrelle/Sekhmet, Viet/Dais, Ty/Cale), Major Doofus ex boyfriend Matt/Talpa, Fred/Badamon........ and my little brother Ken Takino who resembles ULLY!!! .....oh my god I know too many people that resemble the Ronin Warriors...... (online) Roanna, Arrow, Gold, Superion, Theria, Sofia, Mrs. Strata, Lady Saendie, Artemis, Haruka, Kiyo, ShadowStar, ........and everyone else who I met on the net that I can't remember the names........dang!! I know too many people!!!!!!)
* You really know you've watched too much Ronin Warriors when you start thinking everyone's like the characters on the show.
* Also the fact that you've been writing down the names of your friends who resemble the characters. Also who are also fans too. :P
* You sign Kia's guest book just to keep her from being insane.
* You wish you have the OAVs. (been wishing that long??? Poor u. :P)
* In english. (AAH! DAMMIT!!!!!)
* Finally, you got to see a picture of Kia's wall......... [Kia Purity got bored and took a picture of her stupid Ronin Warriors poster she made that was 42 pages long.](Sorry it's in black and white. I had the school camera and I came up with the opportunity!!!!! Hey, you know what kind of poster I have on my wall now!! Plus the fact I have few Sage pixs on my door. Hee-hee. By the way, that flaming white spot... I dunno what happened to the negative but it was like that while I was developing it. Creative Photography sure doesn't really help the depression of losing my Japanese 2 class.......... Ken thinks it look like fire. Since when do I have fire in my room?! RYOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! ::Kia fwaps Ryo for flaming my room::)
* You wish Kia would figure out how to get the thing to go to the recently updated section... (HEY THANX FOR THE IDEA!!!!!! ::Kia runs off to work on that idea::)
* You're bored and you suddenly realize you have your RWs tapes, Animerica issue... everything else except for your thick Japanese-English dictionary. (Can u tell this *actually* happened to me? Oh boy, now I have to wait forever for that Bucket-Head............... *groan*)
* You realize that Kia hasn't updated her page that much as of late. (stupid cuteftp....have to pay for it. SCREW IT!)
* You sent e-mails to Cartoon Network over and over. (I only sent 3. :P)
* You're deprived of Dr. Pepper.... also you decide to do something sane: stand on your head in hopes Sage would show up. (I know that's silly and I've done that tons of time. No such luck. RATS!)
* You laugh at "Haji No Tora" manga that Kia created. You think Tora-chan would be majorly embarrassed after getting it!
* You're shocked at the new looks of Sailor Moon and The Second Circle of Light web pages--- they're different now... just too different for you to comphrened....
* You're OBVIOUSLY deprived of Ronin Warriors and you decide to compensate that deprivation by running around your school dressed up like one of them, yelling something about the Dynasty taking over.
* You realize it's so strange... no snow has fallen yet in Kansas. You wonder if Cale's making snow fall on Hawaii?
* You're getting crazy and yelling at Kia for not finishing that comic book of hers you're deseperately wanting to see! (heh heh... sorry I'm too lazy... it's just that I have those huge piles of homework. Jia: THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR THOSE DIRTY THOUGHTS! Kia: AAGH! *boots Jia out of the room*)
* You have no idea who Jia is.
* You make your boyfriend dress up like your fave Ronin/Warlord. (For girls only. :))
* You get scared one day and you yell that you're *actually* 'quaking with fear' already! (heh-heh! Oops...)
* You get scared once you hear that Kia's bro Ken was in the hospital for 3 days due to asthma. (He's ok now, don't worry everyone. He's too hyper. That's why. :P)
* You twitch because it's over a week and you haven't seen your Japanese Dictionary. You need it to come up with characters who would be bugging the hell out of the Ronin Warriors in the stories!
* You go crazy from watching Cartoon Network... not just because of that annoying show (hell no, I'm not talking about Sailor Moon! It's that show with the stone age family that has me twitching! *twitches like crazy*).... BUT BECAUSE RONIN WARRIORS IS NOT ON THAT NETWORK YET!!!!!!!
* You still do not understand why Kia is twitching like crazy. But you realize it's all that Dr. Pepper. And you've actually met her in a chat room trying to kill Jia or watching Via chase after a poor guy named Ian.
* You've been twitching for a rather long time. (Still deseperately want to jump Bucket-head and get my dictionary back. Jia: You want to jump him for another reason, Kia. *Kia boots Jia out of the room* HELL NO JIA YOU PERVERT!!!)
* You see Jia's pic and hide under your table in fear that she may torture you the way she totures Kia.
* Suddenly you realize why Kia is twitching uncontroblly about that stone age show. It's only becuz her friend Bucket-head has this annoying nickname that gives Jia the wrong idea then you realize this line has nothing to do with being addicited to Ronin Warriors even though you're too addicted to it by now.....
* You mumble about having her page being moved to GeoCities. You know the limit. You desperately miss her RWs artwork already... after you've seen it millions of times. (Big fan aren't you? :))
* You always log on the chat room just to watch Kia torture Ian aka Xero12 with She-Ronin's help.
* You are defintiely QUAKING WITH FEAR at the thought of Kia and She-Ronin writing a story together since they're considered loony bins... it turns out that they're related somehow... which Kia refuses to tell becuz it would give away the main point of YST: The Return of Yoroiden story.... (there are more than a million main points in there. =P)
* You complain about the snow then hunt for Ryo.
* You complain about the heater then hunt for Cale.
* You complain about cookies then hunt for either Kia Purity or Cye becuz they make great cookies. (It's true. My sugar cookies are the best... I have to blow up the kitchen in order to make those cookies delicious. :))
* You complain you're bored. Then you realize it's a mistake. Kia and Jia shows up with more alter egos and go crazy with Ronin Warriors.
* You want to bow to Talpa in hopes of making him fall apart.
* It actually works and you take away the pieces of Talpa's armor and try to find your fave Ronin (or Warlord's) armor...
* You write a story about the FULL RONIN!
* Then.... THE FULL WARLORD! (ewww.. not Sekhmet, Dais, and Cale... just Anubis is fine. :))
* Then the full Doofus. *groan* Who the heck wants to see Talpa naked!?
* Then the full ...wha? what the hell do you call it for Kayura?! THE FULL BITCH?! Oops......... censor my mouth.
* You shake your head at Kia because she hated Kayura first then liked her then hate her then what the hell is she doing now?!
* You remember she was gonna dress up like Kayura to scare Brian........ (I told him about it and he was scared already. HEH HEH HEH..... NOW MY DICTIONARY?! WHERE IS IT....... oh I forgot that he has a damn messy room... way messier than my messy room. Now that's gonna be a hard search... Jia: WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN HIS ROOM? EH? *boot* Jia, just shut up and get the hell out of here, this is my thing you know you've watched too much Ronin Warriors when...)
* You went to an anime convention with a cool costume you know will scare everyone...[Someone got bored. VERY BORED. o_O]
* You went to that same anime convention and saw him and got a pic... ^^ (Doesn't quite apply to me.... just to a friend of mine. :) He caught this pic. Thanx Shaggy aka Rai-Ko-Zen!)
* You want to make that costume just so you can scare non Ronin Warriors fans into watching the show. :)
* You want to join the Dynasty after you saw this pic, believing that there is such as thing as THE DYNASTY!
* You wonder what has happened to Jia then you realize she must have ran off with Anubis.
* Suddenly, you get the feeling that maybe the thought wasn't a good idea because you see a fuming Kia in the background...
* You return to school just two weeks after your christmas break-- you're miserable. Cause you miss the net which is your only source of Ronin Warriors.
* You're addicited to the net and your only excuse is: "But it's the final resting place of Ronin Warriors!"
* You cannot go on a day without Dr. Pepper and some net time-- because you would be driving everyone nuts.
* You get banned from a IRC chat room on Dal Net (SailorMoon) just because some motherf***in' son of a b**** jerk didn't like you. (His name is Vampyre_D and I am out to murder that jerk. He has no right to boot me like that! I can be a nice friend and one hell of a bitter enemy when you get me mad!!!!! Apparently the ban doesn't last very long. I just got on a while ago and saw that jerk Vamprye_D and just logged off. Forget it, I am never staying in the same room with that idiot.)
* You want to get even because you really know that Kia is a very nice person and the fact that Vamprye_D is an idiot becuz he insulted Sailor Moon and Ronin Warriors. (AND THE FACT THAT THE CHATROOM HE HANDLES IS 'SAILORMOON!!!!!')
* You decide to sharpen some stakes to kill the new enemy... then again, Talpa's breath would help very much!
* You know what Kia looks like in real life and you think she looks a bit like Kayura. (GYAA!)
* You also think she looks like Sailor Moon too but you could swear that she is on the verge of being her usual insane self....(ha ha just wait till you see Brian's picture.. you would say that about him-- not the insane part but certainly-- the psychopathic part. Geez, why does the bucket-head have to take away my job just with that dang pic?!)
* You're the Bucket-Head who is reading this. (OOPS, sorry.. sorry... that slipped out. BUT YOU STILL OWE ME THE OAVS TRANSLATIONS AND THE JAPANESE DICTIONARY!!!)
* You are on this rampage to get every Ronin Warriors comic books published that you made. (Hehehe.)
* You are on this rampage to just see Kia's new 'Dynasty Follies presents: Talpa's Bubble Bath'.... (Hold on! I just started working on this!!)
* You think it's cool that Kia's name means Fortunate. (Gee... I didn't know it meant that. ^^;; Fortunate Purity?)
* You have a good knowledge of Japanese... and can translate the OAVs.... (HEY!!)
* You owe Kia the translations of the OAVs (yes, this is addressed directly to Bucket-Head. -.-)
* You qualifiy nearly for everything on this list and you're proud of it!
* You swear to get the RWs on tape once they return to TV.
* Just your luck, you get 5 blank tapes for Christmas and you know what they're good for... :) TAPING THE RONIN WARRIORS ON CARTOON NETWORK ONCE THEY'RE BROUGHT BACK!!!!
* You're proud of being addicited to Ronin Warriors.
* The inside of your locker is plastered with Ronin Warriors pictures. So is your room. Next you're going to do your closet and/or bathroom.
* You have already plastered your computer with Ronin Warriors stuff. :)
* You plaster your whole house with Ronin Warriors pictures. :O (Where'd you find *THAT* many pictures???)
* You decide it's the last time before you drink Pepsi and look at the static to see Talpa's face.
* You remember that one is a reference to the one above that Kia has actually done. (Brian said that I lost it totally. Thank you, Bucket-Head.)
* You've been in the chatroom waiting forever for Howling Child and Tora Angel to show up. >_< (Sheesh!)
* You are obessed with your favorite Dark Sun: Wake of The Ravager and name your characters after the RWs or the Warlords.... heh heh...
* You are on this verge of burning every couches in every Ronin Warriors chat rooms. (Uhhh... don't look at me. :>)
* You are on this verge of trying to kick a certain bucket-head's butt for the Japanese Dictionary.
* You are prepared to make some people who hate Ronin Warriors--- SUFFER. >:D
* You're stuck on Kia's web page for hours and hours just because it's the most hilarious (AND HUGE) Ronin Warriors/Samurai Troopers page.
* You actually know everyone who has made a Ronin Warriors page. ^.^
* You have blown up your computer repeadly just so you can get that dang Talpa out of there.
* You proceed to sneak around the town just so you can jump people and dress them up like Dynasty Soldiers and run.
* You think your life resembles "The Invasion of The Dynasty" in some way.
* You wonder if Kia Purity and SheRonin are related because they operate pretty much on the same level of insanity.
* You're very much deprived of Ronin Warriors.... and you end up dragging a life size picture of your fave character around the school, having conversations with it.
* Everyone thinks you're nuts for bringing the life sized picture. You tell them "TOO LATE."
* Your computer has shut down because a mysterious new presence has appeared. It ends up to be the Talpa Virus!
* You create computer Ronin Warriors viruses to send to everyone who hates the show.... hahaha! Revenge!! (Unforunately, I don't know how to create a computer virus. I wish I knew how then I would get back at some people who got me mad.)
* Your Tamagotchi (or Angel) changes into a weird form... it has mustaches! You scream "OH MY GOD! IT HAS THE BADAMON VIRUS!"
* You come up with plans to get rid of the Badamon Virus that is currently inhabiting your poor Tamagotchi. However, you want to catch the Ryo Virus or the Anubis Virus because they're only viruses that can scare off the Badamon Virus.
* You just find out that you actually have over 667 Ronin Warriors pictures on your computer. (YEAH! THAT'S TRUE! I ALWAYS DOWNLOAD EVERY DANG PICS IN SIGHT UNTIL MY COMPUTER BLOWS UP! :>)
* Your Tamagotchi Angel which had the Badamon Virus actually dies. (Now, what will it turn into next??)
* You discover that people are stealing your ideas. Then you put a picture of yourself (if u're a girl) of as Lady Kayura and yell "STAR SWORD SCREAM!" and the people who stole your ideas *actually* get fried.
* You have bad luck whenever it's cloudy.
* Plus fog.
* Plus mist.
* You think Kia is really having a bad day today because of the cloudy day with fog and mist.
* You know you would get your Japanese Dictionary back today but... unfortunately, the idiot forgot it just cause he left it on his counter. -_- (Yes, that happened to me this morning. I stormed off to my 1st hour Psychology class, muttering 'bucket-head idiot' under my breath.)
* You wish you could join the Dynasty just to kick the bucket-head's butt for forgetting.
* You really wish you could do something about the fact that you need to expand your list of things to do: Find Ronin Warriors, steal a white tiger, kidnap my little brother, get my own armor.....
* You suddenly stop watching Ronin Warriors for a minute. Then you return to watching the show just because you needed the bathroom.
(these next four are for women only!)
* You start dressing up like Mia to attract some guys.
* After that one doesn't work, you try dressing up like Lady Kayura.
* That one doesn't work either. You go to Kia for help.
* You finally attract guys-- with a magnet. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! But the magnet is named "Ronin Warriors' Magnet to attract bad guys" Oops, the guys you attracted were bad guys. Oh well, we can't win them all. Can we?
* You finally realize what Kia meant by that one above. She had fallen for a bad guy somehow and got him attracted to her. Or was that she got him attracted to her then she fell for him?? You can't really tell with Kia these days because she's very deprived of Dr. Pepper.
* You die from laughter just because you were reading 'Kia Purity and the Holy Grail'. You still can't believe a killer bunny was chasing after the Ronin Warriors.
* Your room looks like it's just a simple black hole with every pictures of your fave Ronin/Warlord.
* You get fed up and start painting every jeep that isn't red yet, red.
* You get fed up and start painting every tigers white.
* You get fed up and start painting all your ex boyfriends to look like Talpa.
* You get really fed up and start planning a revenge on the bucket-head. (hehe..it's a funny revenge...)
* You are very fed up and you join the Dynasty.
* You get fed up again because the Dynasty idiots are very idiotic.
* You are really fed up with your life because nothing in it resembles Ronin Warriors!
* You get really mad-- only people you know that resembles the Dynasty and you don't know anyone who reminds you of Ronin Warriors. -_-
* You start boinking your forehead on your little brother who resembles Ully's forehead. OUCH.
* You really want to get an armor so you collect every pop tabs and try to use them to melt it into an armor. Oh wait, should've used pop cans.....
* Your only dream car is a red jeep.
* Your computer is sitting on a table with a scanner, a digital camera, and a printer attached to it. However, it is jammed full of Ronin Warriors stuff. :)
* You alienate your family by acting like your fave character and shout out lines while they try to find the psychologist's phone number.
* Unfortunately the phone number is Kia's. :) Can't you tell I am takin' a psychology class? Yes, I am takin' that class and don't you dare to faint!!
* You think the Dynasty is out to get you because you were at a basketball game and you feel VERY deaf due to the dang band playing soooooo loud. (Shouldn't had sat THAT close. Ouch. My ears.... I felt like I regained my hearing and went completely deaf. That's it, I'm gonna sit on the other side... or avoid either the basketball or football games. Only if I could avoid pep rally stuff.... -_-)
* You paint your house black. People think you're a druggie but you tell them that your house is the Dynasty Castle. Now, the people really think you're a crack-head. (yes, it's illegal to paint a house black. ???)
* You paint your house to look like Mia's house. People thinks it looks nice until they see a white cat with black stripes painted on flying out at them, 'attacking' them.
* You end up correcting other people's ideas just because you HAD to point out something!
* You actually get your Japanese dictionary the day after the bucket head forgot it. However, all you're missing is now-- THE DANG COVER OF THE DICTIONARY! -_- (Sheesh, that's it, he's gonna suffer biiiiiig time!)
* You turn on your computer then you run away because a picture of a snake appeared as the wall paper... you yell "HOW IN HELL DID SEKHMET GET ON MY COMPUTER?!" (My older sister did that to me. -_-)
* Your tamagotchi angel has had the Badamon Virus for three weeks. You're mad enough to find a sledgehammer and smash it.
* Your revenge is rather funny-- CAMERA!! (What took me so long? I only found out on Saturday-- he's afraid of having his picture taken because of something about taking his soul.... weirdo.)
* Now, everyone's staring at you weird because you're chasing after him with a camera while yelling "Flare Camera Now!"
* You wish you could've have came up with a better one... "Thunderbolt Camera Cut"????? "Super Camera Smash"?? "Iron Camera Crusher"? "Arrow Camera Shockwave"???? "Star Camera Scream"? "Snake Camera Strike"? "Black Camera Slash"? "Web Camera Deception"? "Quake Camera Fear"?????? (dang, it's hard to come up with a good one that has to do with Ronin Warriors. These all sounds like it's only used to kill the camera... -_- However, I'll stick with mine... "Pure Camera Flash!" oh wait, that's stupid too....)
* You mumble about the picture of Sekhmet being still on your computer.
* You actually took a picture of your fave Ronin (life sized) and said it was your date for the dance. (Actually, I used my Tamagotchi Angel because I left the poster at home. DANG! Should've had gotten Sage...)
* Your friends think you need BIG help because you're obviously dressed up like Ryo.
* Your house which you had painted black explodes in the summer. You blame it on Ryo.
* You get a fine for a black house. You just tell them, "I am Talpa, prepare to suffer the wraith of my powerful Dynasty!" then throw lemons at them while running away.
* You have lemons all over your house.
* You practice the Samurai Troopers stare on your dogs.
* Your dogs do the troopers stare better than you. (Dang Border Collies/Australian Sheepherds.... they can stare sheeps down!)
* You get fed up one day and paint your school gold because you're convinced that the school that you go to is the Youja (Dynasty) Castle in the second season.
* You jump on the stage during a play in a sub-armor (which you lovingly created) and shout "I'm a Samurai Trooper!" or "Ronin Warriors to Arms!"
* You get kicked out by the drama club because you would only make Ronin Warriors/Samurai Troopers costumes... not the ones that they asked specifically for you to do.
* You shamelessly blame anything on Ryo whenever something goes wrong-- including the charred kitchen. (If anyone has this program called Ryo.exe, you'll all understand what I mean! It's sooo funny! Hehehe!)
* You just blame one of the troopers for something which you don't have a reason for.. yet...
* You blame the Ronin Warriors just for being a such good show. (Hey, I have to have a reason why the Bucket-Head and I got to know each other-- JUST BECAUSE OF THAT ONE PICTURE I HAD ON MY NOTE BOOK...)
* You're stuck at home-- sick and watching Ronin Warriors tapes...
* From now on, you just make up excuses about being sick so you could just be on the net... or watching Ronin Warriors tapes...
* You're mad that some jerk got on Roanna's board and started insulting both her and Ronin Warriors. You know this one guy is incredibly wrong-- (he said that the RWs didn't exist!) and you just yell at him for being unreasonable and blind!
* You are on this HUGE rampage to beat up everyone who insults Ronin Warriors...
* You have a heart attack when Kia finally updates this list!
* You die the minute you find out that Dais is Tien.... er..hhhhh.... okay, Dais' voice actor is also the voice actor for Tien (Dragon Ball Z!)
* You're addicited to Dragon Ball Z cause the Ronin Warriors voice actors are in it!
* You are in shock when you hear Mia's voice coming from Bulma! "No way... Mia has blue hair now!"
* You happen to pass by a person who looks just like Anubis and you tackle him!
* You realize that you finally got yourself kicked off the bucket-head kick!
* You're still missing your cover of the Japanese dictionary and the OAVs translations, dammit!
* You're at your computer 24 hours in the summer, refusing to get off because you're too obsessed with Ronin Warriors.
* Your parents wonder what has happened to you because you're stuck at the computer!
* They freak when you have a online relationship with a fellow Ronin Fan.... and pass out. (sigh, no. DBZ fan.)
* You're in too many Ronin Warriors rpgs to even count!
* You get yourself so caught up on Kia's message board, you even forgot your real name....!!!
* You can't even remember your real name cause you're been using your Ronin Name for 5 years!
* Spiders attack you.
* You encounter a drunken spider and think, "What the hell has Dais been doing to it?!!"
* You hide from Dais because it's summer again. Too many spiders. ARGH!
* You plan to knock Dais out.
* After a while, you get disappointed that you'll never be Kayura so you chop your hair off in hopes of looking like Mia.
* You wonder if you should go for the Sage look... hey, it did get those girls...
* You almost pass out at the thought of turning 17 so soon... nooo! Cause then, that means you're never gonna be able to make up excuses about liking Ronin Warriors.... but hey, you're not 18! Uh-oh.
* You're over 18 and reading this!
* You're under 18 and reading this!
* You're BORED!
* Hey... what a better idea... to hire an elephant then yell, "SUPER WAVE SMASHER!" And soak everyone... hehe...
* You know an elf named Shima.... (bah, you have to be in Ronin Warriors: The New Bloods to get this.)
* You realize the basement is shrinking then you're in shock to discover that the basement has been remodeled while you were online! (Spending too much time on computer, browsing for RWs stuff is bad, mmkay?)
* Only Ronin Warriors fans are on your ICQ and AIM lists......
* You attempt to prop up the action figures and cry when they fall apart.
* You duct tape the action figures back together.
* You write 900 too many fanfics about the Ronin Warriors in speedos... O_O AIIIEEEE JIA, STOP IT!
* You attempt to deciapate your Talpa action figure for casting some curse on you... making killer balls of spaghetti attack you!
* After you've read this list, and you wonder. "WTF! How the hell was I THAT obsessed with the show? GAWD!"
* You feel miserable 'cause you've changed over the course of two years. *sigh* Yeah, it's sad, really, I can't believe I really changed... looking back at the list. I'm even shocked to realize that I was so addicted to the show... and it just died the minute when I was in my nasty IRL problem. Meh. I really do miss being the person I was... just... full of joy. Now, I'm just, somewhat empty, but rather, TOO slow at regaining myself.
* You idly ponder about what life would've been like if you hadn't gotten addicted to the show but you're TOO afraid to even go there!
* You shake your head at the Ronin Warriors newbies that showed up in 1999-2000... they're nuthin' like the ones you once knew. (It's really sad... everyone from 1995 has seemed to move on. Some websites from that day have been forever gone.)
* You complain about the lack of Ronin Warriors DVD.
* You picket for 'em.
* You draw a picture of Ronin Warriors dressed up as Gundam Wing pilots. AND VICE VERSA. >:]

Other People's Warning signs! -- Current: Roanna Touma Hashiba, Jess n' Tiffany, Howling Child--

Roanna Touma Hashiba's Warning Signs!

* You download a screen capture and tell everyone which episode it's from and what was going on.
* You complain about the lack of good Ryo pictures, because he always looks like a girl in the pictures!
* You wonder if Rowen's parents would be like they are on "Tenku Den" if they came to your wedding.
* You have a dream where you and a close Ronin friend are in the movie theater, watching a Ronin Warriors movie, and the only thing you remember is that Rowen and Sage looked really fine!
* You know that if you screamed, "RONINS TO ARMS!" into the PA system at school, you'd never get away with it because the entire student body, every teacher, and all the administrators know that only you and your group of friends like Ronin Warriors.
* You're willing to pay $15 to get a t-shirt made with your favorite RW pic on it (heehee).
* You swear that if you keep coming to the library to get on the Internet, one day Rowen WILL walk in!
* You try to get your friends to let you get out of going into school by telling them that you swear you see a castle up in the clouds and you need to go fight them.
* You write a story about you and Rowen (or your favorite Trooper) getting married and their parents come to the wedding.
* You yell, "RONINS TO THE OVEN!" when you put the clay figure of your Ronin character into the oven to bake.
* You name your stuffed white tiger "Blue Streak" after viewing only 1 episode of Ronin Warriors (I did that! The day that I first saw RW I changed my tigers name!)
* You spend almost $5 a week at the library because you have to print out those pictures you found and they cost 10 cents a page!>^_^<
* You happen to know that this )_^ is the sign for Sage!
* You happen to know that this ^_+ is the sign for Cale.
* You wonder how many candy bars Kia ate before she wrote her "You Watch Too Much Ronin Warriors When" page and realize that it sounds exactly like you.
* Your e-mail address, handle, and web-page builder name is the name of your Ronin Fan-fic character!
* You begin to wonder if you still have your sanity, or if the Dynasty took it.
* Your English teacher starts to be called "Mia" by you because she has the same fashion sense (NONE!) and she drones on like a boring idiot!
* You want your teachers to call you, "The Mighty (your Ronin name) of the (your Ronin armor name)"
* You would settle for your teachers just calling you, "(your Ronin name)
* You made a 20-or-more page Binder filled with nothing but print-outs of Ronin pics from the library.
* You bought 3 copies of the Animerica with RW in it, just so you could put one in a sheet protector (for the Ronin Binder), frame another, and use the other one as a general resource for info! (Hmm...that was me!)
* When you find good pics that you haven't seen before, you have a spasm and almost get kicked out of the library.
* You begin to realize that all the people you hate remind you of a Dark Warlord.
* You get your mom an e-mail address that is a spin-off of your Ronin name, just so that you can remember it!
* You have about 10 disks full of Ronin pics.
* You and your friends have heated deates about whether or not the guys all crying at the end of the series was scary.
* You have more pictures than the person who told you how to get to Ronin sites!
* Your parents know almost everything about Ronins, because you can't shut up about them!
* Your room looks like you should be burning candles and having sacrifices to the almight Ronin Warrior Gods.
* You start to twitch when you don't get your tapes back.
* You get insanely jealous of Kia Purity because you desperately want to see the OAV's and she has them! (Rgh! I wanna see them!)
* You find yourself wanting to see Kia's huge poster....just so you can drool.
* On the morning announcements for upcoming visiting colleges, you hear the words, Rowen University and think, "I could major in drooling all over Rowen!"

Jess n' Tiffany's "You Know You're A True Ronin Warriors Fan If...." list.
(Yes, Jess emailed me and sent her list to me! So don't start yelling at me, alright?) I give the two HUGE credit because their ideas and other people's were funny!
Note: This is worded the exact way I got it in the e-mail. Well.... er... ummm I might've added about two notes in there to make sure no one makes a fatal mistake. ^^;;

* You find yourself comparing the guys you meet to the Ronins & Co.
* You refer to the zodiac signs of Leo, Gemini, Libra, Virgo, Pisces as "Ryo", "Sage", "Rowen", "Kento" and "Cye", respectively.
* You stay up past midnight writing an "You can tell you're a true Ronin Fan if..." list.
* You name your pet snake "Sekhmet" because he has the same eyes.
* You refer to every white tiger you see as "Whiteblaze."
* You can fit their names into any conversation.
* You know that "Sekhmet" is really the name of an Egyptian lion-headed fire godDESS!!!
* You call anyone with no cooking ability "Rowen."
* You celebrate the Ronin's birthdays, on the correct days.
* You suddently have an urge to learn the Japanese language so you can understand the OAVs!!!
* You have clothing that in any way, shape or form is similar to the Ronins.
* You walk around with meaningless English words on your tee-shirt... a la "Milk Ball!!!"
* You're one desire before the end of the school year is to be called the "Flirt King of ____ High" to just show Sage he's not the only one with good pickup lines!
* You plan to dye your hair "Rowen blue" in the bathroom of the local fast food restaurant. *If you haven't read Deelit's "Star Magic" you're clueless to the meaning of this one!! Hahaha!*
* You can somehow link any activity to one of the Ronins. A la... physics exam with Rowen.
* You refuse to clean your room so not to disturb the spiderwebs... a la Dais!
* Save local garden snakes from the wrath of Mr. Smith's Hoe of Destruction, all the while shouting "RONINS TO ARMS!"
* Bad cooking causes you to yell "EAT WITH FEAR!"
* You watch the Pirates of Penzance and start thinking of the Pirate King as Dais... just cause of his eye patch.
* You find this list extremely entertaining.
* You keep a spare pen and paper around for any sudden insights into motives for the actions of the Ronins and Co.
* You continue to be surprised by Ryo's sharp wit (shouting "Your mother wears army boots" at Sekhmet), even after watching the episode for the fiftieth time.
* You decorate you room in Dark blue, Light blue, Orange, Green, Red and White.
* You hear the words "The Amazing Spider-man" and think "When'd Dais get a comic book?"
* You plug your ears to the imagined sound of Kento's snoring... wait... sorry... that's your boyfriend... (or girlfriend, or spouse, or parent)... I think you get my point...
* You name your fish Cye.
* You call every bitchy woman you come across Kayura.
* You find yourself watching the sky for a rapidly approaching Cloud bank and a massive castle hanging there... just to get out of school for the day.
* You learn to hang by your feet from a tree... just to find out what attracts Dais to the activity.
* You find yourself strangely attracted to men with large weapons. (could be taken more than one way... we'll leave it there... *G*)
* You title your emails with something Roninesque. A la... I am Anubis! QUAKE WITH FEAR.
* You took Studio Art in school just to learn how to animate Japan-style. (Hmm... my own Ronin movies... speedos, tight jeans, and...)
* You incur the wrath of your father, just to finish this list...
* Believe that you're never going to finish this list... cause it just keeps going and going and going and going... ((*SPROING* Damn... how did that Energizer rabbit get it herre... the sign says RONINs ONLY!!))
* You actually really believe that somewhere... Sekhmet is dripping his poison... just for you... (die-hard Sekhmet fan here!)
* You attack empty tin cans shouting "Dynasty Jerks!"
* You paint your five fingernails the five different colors of the Ronin Spectrum.
* You compare the garbage disposal and what it contains to Kento "The Appetite" Fuan.
* The song "We are the Champions" by Queen conjures up a picture of the Ronins standing atop a skyscaper after a hard fought battle against Talpa.
* Feel like bipping or bopping Cye every single time he says "If we all work together... * Sigh and Roll your eyes everytime Ryo or the Narrator states the obvious.
from: ks1184@ messiah.edu
* You go nuts over a picture of the Ronin's naked chests!!! (she knows who she is)
* You swear your gonna find your Ronin someday... AND MARRY HIM! (Girls only)
* You have the hots for Lady Kayura. (Boys only(?))
* You go OUT OF YOUR WAY (or beg and plead) to get your hands on a Ronin action figure.
from: SuzakuChan
* Your history teacher asks you to define 'dynasty' and you reply 'an evil realm ruled by Talpa'
from: ChaosVeil
* If you decide to style your hair like Sage's... and it STAYS!!
* If (after dying your hair blue) you have this one annoying lock of hair that likes to stay between your eyes at all times.
from: GoldRonin
* Imagine yourself (or your character that represents you) having assorted new adventrues with them.
* Can enjoy the OAVs even though you don't have the slightest idea what the characters are saying.
from: Leo-Chan
* Your life goal is to go to Japan and own all the YST mechandise.
* You dedicate your life to acting like your fav Ronin or Warlord.
* You actually cried when Ryo lost his wildfire swords. (Hey! I did!)
* You recorded all the eps. Even *if* Sci-fi screwed them up and shortened it up.
* You yell at the TV when your fav guy gets hurt.
* You have a binder filled with Internet pics you printed of Ronin Warriors... All 127 of 'em!
* You will do *anything* to try and get the people at Graz Entertainment to dub the OAV's.
* You cheered when Ryo finally slapped Yuli for being so damned annoying!!! (Whoohoo!!!)
from: Janime
* (girls) You had a dream that you did 'it' with your favorite Ronin/Warlord (for boys, it was Lady Kayura) in a bamboo forest, using a sleeping White Blaze as a pillow. (I did and it was with Sage. HOLY!)
* You make cracks during the episodes like Mystery Science Theater 3000.
* You live near a Chinese restaurant called 'The Dynasty.' (AH! Talpa trying to take control of the world with won-ton soup and eggrolls!)
from: Sailor Spoon
* Everytime you see a red jeep, you get excited because you think the Ronin Warriors are in the vicinity.
* You have the whole series on tape.
* You convert your friends into obsessed Ronin Warriors fans.
* You get a map of Japan and highlight the Ronin landmarks (Bay of Toyama, Mt. Aso) (Kia: Actually, they changed the names in the dubbed version. So it'll be fairly impossible to find them unless you know the true names. Sorry for this note-- just needed to point out something!)
* You watch some episodes of the show so much they begin to lose sound.
* You can follow an epsiode verbatim (every single word).
* You're reading this list.
* Your friends try to convince you to forget the Ronin Warriors and think about mortal men (for once.)
* You create your own Ronin Warrior merchandise (poster, etc.)
* You write Ronin fanfic.
from: Zoi-chan
* ::grins:: You have the incredible urge to go out and get a kanji of your fave warrior... Whether it be a tattoo or a key chain..
* You actually have the symbol of Halo tattooed on your upper arm.....(::grins:: Whhen I get my money, that's what I'm getting!! That and the kanji of wisdom!) (Kia: Sorry for this note: They screwed up on kanji translations. So if she had tried to get the kanji of wisdom, the kanji WILL be Rowen's kanji. Actually, the kanji for Sage would be REI= Courtesy. Okay, okay, I'll shut up!! Geez, I'm really getting into Samurai Troopers...)
* You have Anubis saying, at the shutdown of your computer.... "Young Lady, stars shine only in the sky, and stars which falls to earth never shine again." Then you break down and cry because he'll never shine again like the stars he spoke of...
from: Wildfire6
* If you get your braces and you choose all the colors of the Ronin Warriors. ((Like I did, hehe))
* When you buy things you get them in the Ronin Warriors' colors.
* You get every possible Ronin Warriors wav on your computer till you have no memory left.
* You send mail to programmers trying to get them to make a Ronin Warriors game.
* You send mail to movie makers trying to get them to make a Ronin Warriors movie.
* You try to get a network to run the Ronin Warriors show.

This was created on 12/14/97 and updated 1/21/99 (Gaah, it's a year old already?! Actually, the original list WITHOUT anyone's suggestion was 40 pages and created in 1996. Sorry, it's my original stuff so none of you can claim it because it was the first YKYWTMRWYSTW ever created in this world. :P Nyah nyah.... yes, I have the power to destroy anyone who steals this.)

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