Note: This little page will tell you about what each virus does to your computer and/or a person! Scary.
Ryo Virus:
Computer-- It blows up after losing a game to you.
Person-- The victim will blow up no matter what. The victim will be
on a costant war path-- burning everything in sight... EVEN COUCHES IN CHAT ROOMS!!!!!!
Rowen Virus:
Computer-- The computer will be speaking gibberish... scientific gibberish and
gives you impossible mathetical equations just before it shoots arrows in your hair.
Person-- The victim will have blue hair and go around dressed in nothing but dark
blue and white and yellow.... Next thing you know, you'll be passing every classes and
being the top student. But-- the drawback of this virus... you'll be flying through the
air nonstop, shooting arrows at everyone's hair just because they resemble a dynasty
soldier. Also, the victim will be unable to wake up early in the morning... sleepwalking
will constantly plague this victim.
Sage Virus:
Computer-- The computer will be very picky about its hair and get
embarrassed whenever the user attempts to write a dirty story on it.
Person-- The victim will suddenly wake up with blonde hair with the bang
always hanging in that place no matter what. The victim will get embarrased by anything
dirty or if a person of the opposite sex talks to that particular victim. However,
just do not stand too near the victim when the victim's anger gets out of control... you
just might get zapped.
Kento Virus:
Computer-- The computer will eat every piece of files and programs in the
system just before quitting.
Person-- The victim will tend to eat anything in sight that looks
delicious. (I am not talking about dirt or anything gross-- ALRIGHT?!) The victim will be
able to beat anyone up very easily. Unfortunately, this is probably the most
annoying and expensive virus... you will have to pay for the victim's 1,000,000,000
dollars worth of food.
Cye Virus:
Computer-- Your computer turns chicken and gets annoying, forcing you to kill it
with a sledgehammer. But it will probably quit if you start cooking/eating seafood in the
same room with the computer.
Person-- The victim will turn into a wimp who can't handle seafood.
The victim will probably end up driving you crazy long enough to want to shoot him/her or
knock him/her out. The victim's life rate will defintely not last very long if the
virus gets worse-- due to everyone trying to kill him/her due to the actions that the
virus will cause it to act.... (Sorry, I'm still mad about Shin/Cye's actions in Kikotei
Densetsu... enough to kick a hole in my TV)
Mia Virus:
Computer-- The computer will smart mouth you and actually translate
everything you have on it just before the damn thing blows up from lack of fashion sense.
Person-- The victim will have a great sense of computer skills... and translate
anything but the drawback is the fashion statement. Just take him/her shopping and he/she
will recover from the virus immediately if it gets too annoying for you. Also the victim
will spend too much in front of the laptop.
Ully Virus:
Computer-- The computer starts to whine at you until you slap it senselessly
(note: This only works if you're infected with the Ryo Virus!)...
Person-- The victim start acting like a little kid, begging and whining at
everyone until he/she gets slapped by someone who is infected with the RyoVirus.
White Blaze Virus:
Computer-- Your computer starts to bite at every other viruses that tries to
invade. Makes a heck of a security system doesn't it??? But unfortunately, your computer
has tiger stripes on it as a effect of that virus.
Person-- The victim starts liking white tigers and he/she is caught being at the
local zoo everyday. The victim will start to act like a tiger and chase after anyone
who insults Ronin Warriors or people that are infected with Talpa virus. The victim is
only nice to people that likes Ronin Warriors and ones that are infected with any of the
Ronin Warriors Virus (Dynasty Viruses don't count).
Ancient Virus:
Computer-- The computer will terminate the Talpa virus immediately. Also,
it will shut down if you type "NEE" on a program more than once...
Person-- The victim will be chased by Howling Child (ONLY IF THE VICTIM IS
A MALE. And cute too.) The victim will constantly hit people if they say "Nee"
too much and call them a "CRACK-HEAD!!". (This will cause a problem for me. -_-)
Talpa Virus:
Computer-- It will attempt to destroy everything in your system. It will destroy
other viruses but can be scared off by White Blaze virus or terminated by Ancient Virus.
Your computer will take on a sinsiter appearance and won't quit laughing. If you get on a
program, the computer will act up and shut down immediately. (Sounds like my computer.
That's why I'm kicking it everyday!!!!)
Person-- The victim will defintely take on the appearance of Talpa and go
around sucking lemons and limes. He/she will be laughing like crazy. This
victim will not be cured unless he/she gets infected with the Ancient virus too. The
victim will end up turning everyone into Dynasty Soldiers or worse....
Anubis Virus:
Computer-- Your computer throws chains at you whenever you say you're pure. Also,
it gets too cute and pervertish on you.
Person-- The victim will THROW chains at anyone who claims to be pure. (I
know someone who's infected with THAT virus too long!! Yes, I am referring to the
Bucket-Head.) Also, he/she will have red hair as the sign that the virus is getting worse.
Then afterwards, the virus just gets a little weird. It is hard to explain OR CURE.
Cure for it is very defintely unknown at this moment because I, Kia Purity, am
being tortured by Bucket-Head (he had red hair in 8th grade but now it's dark brown) um..
unless his hair turns red again, I'll let everyone know this virus is something any pure
person don't need to mess with. I found this out a bit too late... now I'm hiding under my
bed.... *whimper*
Cale Virus:
Computer-- The computer mysteriously develops a scar. It will constantly be
at war with either Sage or Sekhmet virus. However, you can't see anything on your computer
screen because the virus will have activated its black lighting strike.
Person-- The victim mysterously gets a scar and blue hair. He/she will be
walking around, yelling at everyone to turn the lights off. Also, he/she will be at war
with the victim of Sekhmet Virus.
Dais Virus:
Computer-- The internet will turn into a big spider web whenever you attempt to
log on and spiders are drawn to the computer immediately. (I think my computer has it
because there are so danged many spiders in my basement!)
Person-- Unfortunately, this is scary. The victim will fall in love with spiders
and end up carrying a tarantula around all day, no matter what. The victim's hair
will turn white and curly and long! Also, he/she will have an obessive habit of
wearing an eyepatch on his/her left eye every day. Apparently, the only cure is a
rolled up newspaper to swat the victim repeadly.
Sekhmet Virus:
Computer-- The computer will start hissing at you and it will start bickering
with any other computer who has the Cale virus. It will display pictures of dead
fishes on its screen every day. It replaces your screen saver with slitering
snakes-- every kind--all over the dang screen until you come after it with a baseball bat.
Person-- The victim will develop bug eyes and green hair. He/she will be
fighting with the victim of Cale virus every day. Also, the victim will not like the
victim of Anubis Virus very much. The cure at this time is not certain but a baseball bat
is suggested to help out very much.
Lady Kayura Virus:
Computer-- Your computer gets really cranky and proceeds to destroy everything in
sight when it gets PMS. Stars won't quit appearing on your computer screen.
Person-- This is not a very safe virus. It can only affect women... causing
their PMS attack to get worse by 100 times. The victim will develop black-blue hair
and wear it in a ponytail all the time with a red ponytail holder. She will be
carring a pair of twin jitte. When someone gets her furious, she will end up
screaming "Star Sword Scream!" and the poor person will be fried-- ten times.
The virus only gets worse if the victim catches the Badamon virus, thus enabling her to
grow mustaches.
Badamon Virus:
Computer-- The computer starts laughing strangely and grows a mustache out of the
screen. You will be forced to eterminate it by catching the Anubis Virus then
hitting it with the Ancient's staff. (Geez, it will affect Tamagotchi too. My
Tamagotchi Angel caught it and grew mustaches. -_- Need to find the Bucket-Head to cure
it... or I have to catch the Hariel Virus or Ryo Virus... something to blast it out of the
toy.)
Person-- Uh oh. The victim will grow mustaches and laugh wildly. The victim
will try to possess everyone in sight. There are two cures-- a shaving razor! Also,
the Ancient's Staff... just bop the victim with it then shave the mustaches off before
he/she has a chance to try to possess you.
More bad news from Kia Purity....
There has been many new discovery of new viruses! Named after the famous fans
that has created Ronin Warriors pages out there..... first up is the one named after yours
truly. Only viticms who catch specific viruses that are named after guys can only be guys
and vice versa. Ya understand?? I don't mean to offend any people or insult them-- I'm
just compleimenting them! :) Seriously, it is a honor to have a virus named after me!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Kia Purity Virus:
Computer-- This is really funny to watch. The computer punches itself out
once another virus gets in its system!
Person-- NEVER a good idea to be around the victim when she catches the virus.
She will end up ruining a million dollars' worth of computer equipement if it doesn't
work. Also, she'll be drinking 4 2-liter bottles of Dr. Pepper every day. Other
signs are-- wearing pink all the time, claiming to be Pure, fighting with every alter egos
including the "J" alter ego.
Howling Child Virus:
Computer-- The computer becomes very irrational and shuts down at the mention of
the Talpa Virus.
Person-- Very weird virus. Her eyes will suddenly turn gray and get a
really good vision. Also, she'll forget everything that she tries to remember. Also,
she'll be very picky and try to zip everything shut and keep everything neat. But--
she'll be chasing after guys who are infected with the Kento or the Ancient virus. Yeep...
Ken Takino Virus:
Computer-- The computer gets annoying and you kick it out of the window.
Person-- Similar to the Ully virus. Only he ends up having asthma. But-- he will
get beaten up by the victim of the Kia Purity virus too easily since the viruses are
siblings...
She-Ronin Virus:
Computer-- The computer will cackle then turn every particle of your stories into
a such twisted way that you end up laughing your butt off.
Person-- Another BAD idea to be around the victim. Since the She-Ronin Virus and
Kia Purity virus are pretty much the same except-- the She-Ronin virus will cause the
victim to torture anyone who even remotely resembles Anubis... aka 'noogie' (is that
right, Sharra?)
From Meredith Cye Thompson
The Cale child Virus:
Computer: You see a Cale sitting there staring at you and cutting every file you got
unless there cale fills! ( alomst happen to me!)
Person: You become rude, loud, kicking to many butt in school, and will fight the sekhmet
the adult or child which ever come first
CURE: Yes there is a cure to this Virus! All you have to do is get the Sage grade block!
He will kick cale butt until he goes sum where else. The bad thing is Sage will sneak
around you files!
Scary viruses eh??? If you can come up with more viruses-- and new ideas what the victims of the virus would act, just e-mail me! [Mail To Kia Purity] Remember to mark the subject as "Suggestions for Ronin Warriors/anyone elseViruses"! :)