Note: I can't think of any better top ten lists. :]

Top Ten Reasons Why Kia Drinks Dr. Pepper....
10. She's bored
9. Cause her boyfriend drinks it too.
8. Is there anything else to do?
7. A good plausible excuse to explain her behavior...
6. It's fun!
5. It's healthy! You know the secret ingredient is PRUNE JUICE!
4. Worf probably drinks it too... he drinks prune juice!
3. Um, it's just what the doc ordered?
2. Cause people quake with fear... wrong one.
*AND*
1. She's addicited!

Top Ten Reasons Why Darth Maul Is Cute...
10. The lightsaber!
9. His smile! (duh, does he smile?)
8. His eyes... (errrh, no comment)
7. His horns... errr bad pun...
6. Ooh, the muscles....
5. Nice tattoo
4. Cause he can duel darn good!
3. He has two lines?
2. If you were Kia or Halo Ghost, you would know!
*AND*
1. He's damn cute irl! Yes, I have a pic! >P

Top Ten Reasons Why Val can't update
10. Boyfriend
9. Because of the damn Yahoo and Geocities thing confused her.
8. Because she needs Kia's help.
7. Because Kia works and she doesn't!
6. Because of her boyfriend (again).
5. Her sister kidnaps the computer!
4. Cause she forgot the html codes.
3. She's forgetful.
2. She's been drinking too much Pepsi
*AND*
1. Because we can't get together to update. -.-;;;

Top Ten Reasons Why Kia Purity's life seems to suck
10. The little bios password lock on her computer....
9. Having her web page hacked at geocites
8. Damned merger of Geocites and Yahoo
7. Damned temper
6. The stupid get off at 10 rule
5. Damn infinet for not being able to connect
4. Damn modem
3. Having that one guy in her English class really sucks.
2. Bad memories of her past.
1. The whole "mary sue" shit.

Top Ten Reasons why Evil Furby is so Evil
10. It's completely black and sometimes appear PINK at times.
9. Its rival is Jvil Jurby! (The good furby!)
8. It watches too much "Johnny Dangerously"
7. It terriozes Greg
6. It's been known to run around like a.... evil furby
5. Naturally, some people consider ALL furbies to be evil
4. Why not? It's a good running gag!
3. It was invented by Greg and Jessica
2. Because Jessica/Kia Purity would not give it her Dr Pepper.
1. Ever hear "farg you!" more than once from this furby?

Top Ten Reasons why Ronin Warriors are actually coming back to Cartoon Network....
10. Too many Sailor Moon reruns
9. DBZ needs a good companion! :}
8. Because it needs a third chance, dammit, Sailor Moon got a third chance, so why can't Ronin Warriors get theirs?!
7. Only one person has emailed Cartoon Network about three times, complaining about captioning of it. (we know who this idiot is. ME.)
6. CN execs: "Oh! Johnny Quest is getting a low rating! Let's see what we can pick.. hmm... Ronin Warriors..." (I bet.)
5. Because someone had to WHINE to God until he got pissed and zapped the CN execs.
4. Whining helps. ALOT. :]
3. Someone had to do something! Streak around CN building... (however, I did no such thing. *shrugs*)
2. There is no particular explaination for this reason: They were abducted by aliens who resembled Talpa.
1. Because a horde of RW fans terriozed Cartoon Network for days and days....

Top Ten Reasons why Kia Purity even bothers to update:
10. Aristotle... need to boot my images off the server.
9. I still have some feelings for Ronin Warriors although, I've lost interest.
8. Need to update this page.
7. Tora bugs me to update.
6. Need to update this page.
5. I need to change the way I sounded in some sections... I sounded like a lamer. O_o;
4. Fixing some stuff...
3. Have to re-scan some crap.
2. Need to update.
1. Tora bugs me constantly to update.

Top Ten Reasons why Kia Purity is orgasmically happy over the DVDs
10. Subtitles!
9. Subtitles!
8. Subtitles!
7. Subtitles!
6. Subtitles!
5. OAVS!
4. Subtitles!
3. Subtitles!
2. Subtitles!
1. Subtitles!

Top Ten Reasons why Kia Purity can't update the Ronin Warriors section
10. College.
9. Trying to graduate
8. Lack of interest
7. Not much of a RW community anymore
6. Busy.
5. Life.
4. C64 comics are important right now.
3. No one bugs me anymore.
2. I feel pretty.
1. Still busy with college.