Note: You know it's been FOREVER since I've even come close to updating this
thing AT all. -_-; Anyways, if anyone want to send their suggestions in, feel
free to! kia-purity@kscable.com with
the subject of "Things that should be shown..."
KIA PURITY'S SUGGESTIONS:
* Ryo should run around with a bag on his head.
* Kento should try to lose some weight.
* Dais should get stuck in the ground more often (just because it was so hilarious
in
#13!)
* There should be more "The Full Monty" action done by the guys. (Only two so
far. Ugh.)
* Sage should get his sword stuck in the ceiling beam of the Dynasty Castle for once!
* Plus, his hair should get ruined.
* Rowen gets lost in middle of Tokyo and is forced to admit to the Ronin Warriors that he
has no clue.
* White Blaze ditches the Ronin Warriors and retreats to the Zoo for lifetime of vacation.
* Mia takes up martial arts.
* Ully beats up the Dynasty Soldiers faster than the Ronin Warriors. (Would be funny!)
* The Ronin Warriors and the Sailor Scouts goes out on five-double dates. But Ryo and Raye
has to pay the bill!!
* The Sailor Scouts show up to save the Ronin Warriors.
* Rowen runs out of arrows.
* One of the Ronin Warriors trip a Dark Warlord.
* Anubis ditches the Dynasty on reasons that he's bored.
* Sekhmet marries a female snake while the Ronin Warriors polish their frying pan to smack
Sekhmet upside the head.
* One of the Dark Warlords realize that Talpa has a bad breath.
* Talpa eats ten thousand packages of breath mints in one episode.
* Ryo runs around with a bag on his head some more.
* Cye cooks some sea food for Kento without realizing it. While Kento is eating the sea
food, it clicks in Cye's mind. He mumbles, "Damn, I just cooked sea food...."
* Lady Kayura trips.
* The Ronin Warriors wins a victory every time Lady Kayura trips.
* Ancient doesn't know where to throw his staff and ends up throwing it in Talpa's eye.
* Talpa has to go to the doctor because of his eye and ends up killing the whole
electricity in the doctor's office.
* The Dynasty Soldiers start wearing dresses and sing.
* The Dark Warlords decide it's better to cross-dress like the Dynasty Soldiers.
* Talpa starts to wear dresses.
* The Ronin Warriors use the frying pans more than their weapons.
* Ully drives a Power Ranger Zord and smashes one of the Dark Warlord (more likely
Sekhmet...).
* Talpa is forced to give up the days of cross-dressing because it's not helping him beat
the Ronin Warriors or take over the world.
* Dark Silver-Spade starts to kick some mean, tough, dynasty flies butts! (I happen to
have a problem with pesky flies that won't stop swarming the bathrooms. They're actually
easy to kill. Just hit them VERY, VERY, VERY, lightly and they die. Strange. I call them
Dynasty Flies. Because they're annoying!!)
* Cale realizes that he isn't getting some women and leaves the Dynasty because Lady
Kayura is too bitchy and strange for him to handle.
* He finally gets million of women after him and Sage's not too happy about it.
* Sage and Cale start to have fight about who should have the most women... *SIGH* (Men!)
* The Second Circle of Light watches the Ronin Warriors do "The Full Monty" with
delight. (Yes, that happened in my series. HEHEHEHE!)
* For no reason, any time, Ryo trips a Dark Warlord while wearing a paper bag on his head.
* Whenever anyone needs a camp fire, all they have to do is ask Ryo.
* Whenever anyone needs to put out the camp fire, all they have to do is ask Cye.
* Whenever someone gets kicked, bricks rain on Talpa.
* White Blaze ends up running around with a paper bag on his head.
* Cye's trident runs out of water.
* Kento can't find his weapon and is forced to throw rocks at the bad guys.
* (Hehehe) "Agent Mulder" and "Agent Scully" have some fun! (Check
Howling Child's suggestions and she's giving me that look like she's gonna maul me for
that one!! *=>)
* The Dynasty DOES NOT try to take anything over and takes a
vacation.
* Sage has a brother named Silver. (*Silver only does a funny look while Seiji
bricks Kia*)
* Kia Purity actually updates. (You're looking at me.)
* The Ronin Warriors join the Z-Fighters in Dragonball Z. Nice crossover, eh?
* Talpa is caught wearing Sailor Moon's fuku and he gets suing by the Sailor
Scouts.
* Ully leaves to become a Pokemon trainer and his pokemon is.... WHITE BLAZE!
The white tiger pokemon!
* The Ronin Warriors somehow manage to spray paint Talpa's castle neon green
with hot pink polka dots and electric blue stripes.
* Talpa gets fined for having a black castle. (Hey, painting a house black is
illegal =P)
* The warlords become pimps and pimp themselves. How sad.
* Anubis goes on a murder spree 'cause of this one guy who claims to be him.
* Cale goes on a murder spree with Anubis too. (Cale was ORIGINALLY Anubisu. =P)
* Ully somehow becomes the next wearer of the Inferno armor.
* The Ronin Warriors suddenly get acquired by Saban. (NOOOOOOO!)
* They get even by sending Talpa on a blind date with Saban.
New crap from Kia Purity as of 9-29-02:
* The masho wear zoot suits. -_-;
* Anubis goes to kick the subtitler's ass for the "Shiten"
* Kayura gets a sex change.
* Badamon faints from Kayura's new sex change operation.
* Talpa is actually a bishounen under that armor.
* Ully's stunt double is Greg. (Greg: I hate you, Kia.)
* Badamon is really a woman.
* Seiji secretly likes to wear lace thongs under his sub-armor. (Seiji: *bricks
Kia*)
* Toma actually has emotions. He cries himself to bed every night. (Ryo:
...that's true? Toma: ... no.)
* Shu has a terrible secret... he's actually French!
* Suzunagi was actually Dorothy in Gundam Wing. (Everyone: We knew that. o_o;)
Suggestions from Greg (my little brother who resembles Ully awfully
lot)....
* Talpa farts so hard, the whole Dynasty goes "KABOOM!"
* Talpa sucks a giant lemon and his face gets ruined. (Actually, it was already ruined.)
* More action in 3rd OAV. (He was peeved that there wasn't any battle action with the new
armors.)
Howling Child aka Okami's lovely irrational (but yet wicked funny
suggestions!)!!
* Kento becomes a sumo wrestler.
* Cye should hold a fishing pole with a steak on the end of it in front of a treadmill
with Kento running on it.
* Kento doesn't eat for a week.
* Kento starts to act like Ace Ventura.
* Pigs actually fly in every episodes where Kento is the star.
* Kento starts acting (and dressing) like Fox Mulder. (Remember she's nuts about X-Files!
And actually saw the movie on the first day it came out!!)
* Okami decides to be Agent Scully just cuz Kento is Mulder!!
* Kento falls in the pool of drowning pig-monkey.
Suggestions from SuzakuChan!!
*Kayura takes a liking to the commonly used transdimentional mallet
*Rajura tries to sue the Raid company for killing off entire armies of his devoted
followers
*After reforming, Naaza takes yearly sojourns to Africa to wrestle crocodiles
*Touma's worst fear is waking up one day to find that he can't solve a simple math problem
*After hearing about Arago's possession of a 12-year old (Kayura--she was only physically
aged to 12), Child Protection Services rush in and take matters into their own hands,
sparing Shuten the trouble
Suggestion from "Kemi Odulana" aluwa@bellsouth.net
why do u mess with poor Ryo all the time he is my baby!
*Well as I want to see is all of them going to those hot spring resorts as a manly
gettaway(I DO NOT wanna see her with them!). So they can only be wearing towels around
their waists! I wanna see them with their shirts off seriously!
(Kia Purity: She means--she doesn't want Mia around the Ronins and I'm sorry for pickin' on Ryo! He's too much of a target... 9.9;;;; but ya understand, since leaders get a lot of target practice....^.^;)
Suggestions from aslobo@impop.bellatlantic.net
* Ryo should be locked in a freezer, unable to use his powers.
* Sage should get his hair stuck in an elevator door.
* Sai should be stranded at the top of a mountain with nothing to eat but (you guessed it)
FISH!
* Kento should get his own cage at the zoo.
* Rowen should trip over his own feet.
* Yuli should be fed to White Blaze. (Maybe this is why I don't get many baby-sitting
jobs)
Suggestions from Jainaross@aol.com
* Cye falls into spring of drowned donkey (Ranma allusion, donkeys can't
swim)
* Mia gets a new outfit
* Mia's clothes get ruined in a fight
* Mia actually fights for once, or Mia dies ( I really don't like her, can you tell)
* Ully fights and defeats Talpa
* White Blaze mews and frolics (catnip, anyone?)
* Rowen sits down one fight and starts calculating (w/pencil and paper) arrow trajectories
Suggestions from Colour Star
* Sage having a bad hair daySuggestions from STRUJO@aol.com
1.Kento becomes Goldberg.
2.Dais gets a hair cut and tries to throw a basket ball like Scottie pippen. (
but dais always throws the basket ball into the seats.)
3.Sage goes out into public looking like tinker bell, and instead of having a
wand, he has a frying pan.
4. Kento starts to join girl choirs.
5. Kento starts to act like Ace Ventura.
6. Talpa farts so loud that the whole dynasty topples over.