Note: This will be just like Star Wars but with your favorite characters. Hee! (Yes, I've gotten hit by the Star Wars flu :))
THE PLAY BEGINS!
*A young Jedi female with her auburn hair with lighting streaks in them...
(mysteriously in a Sailor Moon hairdo) was standing in front of the window, staring at the
vast buildings running upwards the sky.*
Kia: Wow... pretty buildings!
Ryo: Please explain to me why I'm wearing this?
Kento: FOOD! *eats a chocolate cake*
Kia: Okay, this is Samurai Wars.
Kento: Uh oh.
Darth Flirt: I will have my revenge! *jumps at Kia*
Kia: GYAA! *gets out pink light saber and starts fighting Darth Flirt*
*Darth Smartbutt, Darth Fish appear*
Ryo: Oh no! More Darths! There's one that's shaped like a blue fish!
Kento: And the other one's smartbutt!
Darth Smartbutt: KENTO!
Darth Smartbutt: No! It's me, Rowen!
Ryo: Uh oh.
*A hairy monster comes in and laughs before kicking Darth Smartbutt and Darth Fish into a spaceship*
Wookie: I am Chewully!
Chewully: Princess Mia will be here soon!
Princess Mia: Oh dear, what's going on?
Dais Solo: Don't worry, I'll save you!
Ryo: Wow, that was big!
Darth Darth: SUFFER!
Ryo: AAH! *gets out red light saber*
Kento: Oh my god it's DARTH DARTH!
Darth Darth: It's me, the Grim Surfer!
Darth Flirt: Kia, you'll regret it for embarrassing me!
Kento: ... *throws chocolate cake at Sekhmet*
Sekhmet: .... why the heck am I a blue and a white robot?!
Cale: Cause you're ugly? Being C3PO isn't fun.
Darth Darth: Mr...Sekhmet, can I have your autograph?
Darth Darth: Ryo, your underwear is on your head.
Ryo: YOU SUFFER! *hits Darth Darth with a frying pan* And can someone please list the credits? Or something?!
Kia: Umm... I'm still fighting Darth Flirt.
Darth Flirt: MY NAME IS SAGE, NOT DARTH FLIRT!!!!!!!!
Ryo, Kento, Rowen, Cye: ... O.O She did that to you?! She... ruined your hair then did your face up like that... wow!
Darth Flirt: This is not funny!!!! I'm trying to kill her because of that!!
Kia: Okay, one sec... this play is little disorganizated because I have not seen the first movie.
Ryo: TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!!! I KNEW THAT FROM THE START SO FIX IT KIA!!!!!!
Ryo: who's supposed to be like Qui Gon Jinn.
Kento: Umm... just a Jedi that eats all the time.
Kia: The only Female Jedi who gets to fight Darth Flirt
Anubis: Probably like Obi Wan Kenboi
Rowen: Darth Smartbutt
Cye: Darth Fishy
Ken Takino: Darth Darth (Kia: It was Ken's idea!)
Sage: Darth Flirt-- supposed to look like Darth Maul.
Talpa: The Emperor. What more can I say?
Mia: Princess Leia (Princess Mia).
Kayura: Queen Amilalda (doh... I got the spelling messed up) (Queen Kayura)
Sekhmet-- R2D2 (Sekhmet2D2)
Cale-- C3PO (Cale3PO)
Dais-- Han Solo (Dais Solo)
Ully-- Chewbacca (Chewully)
Ryo: Yes. GET THE PLOT STRAIGHT!!!!!!!
Dais Solo: But I'm a pilot...
Ryo: NOT THAT!!
Darth Flirt: KIA! GET ON WITH IT OR JUST FORGET IT!!!!
Kia: Ya sure?
Darth Flirt: YES!
Ryo: I just know this.... oh, forget it.
Kento: Huh? Aren't we supposed to find a jedi?
Anubis: Like who?
Kento: *points to the "by" section* HER.
Anubis: .... *sweatdrops*
Ryo: Uh-oh... cripes...
Princess Mia: Um...
Queen Kayura: Errr....
Darth Flirt: Kia will suffer.
Darth Darth: HEH HEH.
Darth Smartbutt: I agree with you, Sage.
Darth Fish: @_@ Glub... glub... glub...
The other darths: ...............................
Emperor Talpa: Fetch me my rubber ducks!
Darths: Errrrrrrhhhhhhhhh... *looks scared*
Cale3P0: Aren't you glad we're away from Talpa?
Sekhmet2D2: Beep Yeah! Beep.....
Dais Solo: Now... we shall explore the galaxy and make the Dark Side mad!
Dais Solo: What?
Chewully: *points to Samurai Trooper...er...Storm Trooper!* RUN!
*all scream and runs away*
Kia/Jesno Wawic: Sigh...lala.... *gasp* *looks down* I don't believe it! The jedis!
Ryo: ... *gets clonked*
Kento: O_o wow.
Anubis: I'm glad I wasn't standing there.
Darth Flirt: DIEEEE!
Ryo: *fights with Darth Flirt as everyone runs to the ship* You realize that...
Darth Flirt: This is just a damn play, right?
Ryo: YEAH! *jumps into the ship*
Darth Darth: Ewwwww.... *washes Emperor Talpa's backside*
Darth Fish: I want outta here!
Darth Smartbutt: Me too....