KIA PURITY AND THE HOLY GRAIL
(YOU SAW IT COMING!)
by Kia Purity

Note: (psst, this is both based off of the movie and the Eamon game "Holy Grail Quest" which is funny as hell.)

(Modified 2004.... or earlier. Oh, who cares. :P)

Everyone, you did see this coming from a mile away didn't you all? As far as you can tell, this is another Ronin Play...
Japan is the most pleasant place to visit in the summer! Watch out for those DATS! They once bit my sister Rera!

BUT THIS TIME... it's a new one! The one that is something like Monty Python and the Holy Grail! Yesss... you got it!
No really! She was teaching it how to fill out forms and mix concrete at the same time! It just hauled off and bit her! Yumpin' Yimmy! I cannot take a bath without those DATS jumping in with me!! She was also teaching them how to use the toothbrush that she was given by her brother-in-law who starred in many movies...

THE AUTHOR WISHES TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE PERSONS WHO WROTE THE NARRATIVE IN ITALTICS HAS BEEN SACKED.
I'm not sacked. HA! So, you see...

THE AUTHOR WISHES TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE SACKERS WHO WERE SUPPOSED TO SACK THE NARRATOR HAS BEEN SACKED. THE AUTHOR HAS HIRED ANOTHER NARRATOR-- THIS TIME A NARRATOR FROM A ROMANCE NOVEL.

Therefore, if you can't get to the ending quickly enough... without laughing until you turn blue and pass out. I understand. This was intended to do that.
Mia sighed heavily, with longing for Dais.  She was gasping for air as she realized a DAT was drinking out of her glass of perrier.

THE AUTHOR WISHES TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE ROMANCE NOVEL NARRATOR HAS BEEN SACKED. THE AUTHOR HAS HIRED A COMMUNICATIONS EXPERT AT THE LAST MINUTE AND A GREAT EXPENSIVE.

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...............*complete with flashing lights and spanish music. !OLE!*

*CHANGING REELS IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH* GO AND GET YOUR POPCORN!

Ryo: ...... I'm supposed to be King Arthur?! That IS it. Kia has to stop drinking Dr. Pepper with Vodka. *finds himself pretending to ride a horse when he doesn't see the horse*
Ryo: .... KIA!!!
*silence*
Ryo: KIA!
*silence*
Ryo: Dammit. *stops and stares at Talpa who just killed a knight*
Ryo: WHAT THE HELL?!
Talpa: NONE SHALL ENTER!
Ryo: Okay. *chops Talpa's arm off*
Talpa: JUST A SCRATCH! COME ON YOU PANSY!
Ryo: ..... *chops Talpa's another arm off*
Talpa: JUST A FLESH WOUND!
Ryo: Give me a break Talpa! You're a ghost for goodness' sake!
Talpa: COME AND GET ME! SISSY!
Ryo: .... *chops Talpa's leg off*
Talpa: YOU CHICKEN! COME ON!
*runs at Ryo*
*Ryo chops Talpa's other leg off*
*Talpa is nothing but a limb, yelling at Ryo*
Ryo: This is too weird. I'm leaving.... *rides off and runs into a group of monks dressed like Ancient*
Monks: *chants in Latin and boinks themselves in their head with wooden boards*
Ryo: .... *finds Rowen*
Ryo: ROWEN???
Rowen: Don't ask. *ties a coconut to an European swallow*
Ryo: It is Kia's fault isn't it??!
Rowen: I have no idea. She's writing this.
Ryo: I wanna go home.
Rowen: Unfortunately we have to go along with this play.
*Ryo looks like he's gonna die*
Cart Guy: DEAD PEOPLE! DEAD PEOPLE!
Ryo: WHAT!! LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

Narrator: Therefore King Ryo found Sir Rowen, there are more knights of the crooked table! Sir Kento the hog, Sir Sage the Skilled, Sir Cye the wimp who wimped out in Kikotei Densetsu and nearly got killed from being slapped by his cousin, and Sir Not-appearing-in-this-story. The tale now begins....

Cye: WIMP?!
Kento: Hog?
Sage: Skilled?
Rowen: ....
Ryo: Kia's fault.
Cye: I knew it. She only calls me 'wimp'.
Kento: I'm a hog?
Sage: Get on with the story! Lady Kia the Pure? YEAH RIGHT... *gets hit in the head with a frying pan which knocks the face shield back down*
Sage: OW!
Rowen: And don't even say 'yeah right' when talking about her virtue.
*thunder*
God: FIND THE  HOLY GRAIL! LOOK FOR IT BECAUSE YOU SHALL NEVER LEAVE THIS PLAY ALIVE!
*the clouds close with a clang*
Ryo: Well, let's find the HOLY GRAIL AND NOW!!!!!!
*all of the Ronin "Knights" run off*

French Guard: Eh? Who's dat?
Ryo: Dat?
Sage: He means the Dat.
Rowen: Talpa headed dogs.
Kento: Actually....
Sekhmet: THEY'RE "DOGS ARE TALPA SISSY!!!"
Cye: Why are you here?
Sekhmet: I'm here? Oh! SAYONARA! *leaves*
Everyone: ....
French Guard: I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!
Ryo: YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!!! FLARE UP NOW! *nothing happens*
Ryo: EH?! What the hell?!
*Lady Kia the Pure comes in*
Kia: I have no idea how this happened. All of the sudden, the story got out of control. So we lose our powers in the process.
Sage: Hypocrite. *points at Kia*
Kia: ...*glares at Sage* Flirt.
Sage: I AM NOT!
*Kia hits Sage with a frying pan*
Kia: As far as I know, the play is officially out of my hands. Unless we get the grail, the play is doomed.
French Guard: FETCH THE COW!
Everyone: EH? Cow?
*cow flies over and hits the ground as they all run away*
All: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!
*one of the servants gets hit by the cow as the cast looks up*
Kia: NOW THIS MEANS WAR. *rolls up her sleeves* They will suffer.
Rowen: I GOT AN IDEA! *whispers*
*Everyone giggles and runs off*
French Guard: Eh? *looks around and hears various sounds*
*sawing sounds*
*clunk*
*bang*
*squeak*
*creak*
*A large rabbit is being wheeled up to the moat as everyone runs away to hide*
French Guard: Oh! A present!
Ryo: Now what?
Rowen: We leap out at night and catch them by surprise.
Cye: SAY WHAT?
Kento: Who are 'we'?
Rowen: We! We leap out!
*Ryo groans*
Kia: You idiot. We're not in the rabbit.
Sage: Uh oh...RUNNNNN AWAAAAY!!
*everyone runs away as the French Guards throws the rabbit over at them*
*Another servant gets smashed by the rabbit*

Cale: Why are we in this?
Dais: I dunno.
Sekhmet: Me too.
Anubis: This is one strange play.
Kayura: Much stranger than the others?
DATS: MEOW! WOOF!
Dais: I wonder how we got stuck in the room with the DATS...
Sekhmet: I have no idea.

Cye: I can't believe we have to split up...
Mistrel: CYE THE WIMP.. YES SIR! HE WAS WIMPY ENOUGH....
TO PUNCH HIS FRIENDS...
AND RUN.... FOR HIS SISSY LIFE...
Cye: OH SHUT UP!
*They walk by a tree which has three knights impaled on a large spear as Cye gulps.*
Cye: Think I need my trident?
Minstrel: Nah, you'll just wimp out.
*Cye rolls his eyes*
Cye: Good grief.
*The 3 headed monster mysteriously looks familiar-- three times too familiar*
Cye: Dais? Sekhmet? Cale? What happened??
DSC: No idea. This just happened.
Cye: Okay. Bye.
*Dais, Sekhmet, and Cale starts to bicker*

Kia: This is supposed to be Sage's part but why me?
God: Because you need to suffer for a change. :)
Kia: ...gee, thanks! Sheesh. Shouldn't have watched that movie. This sign looks like the one that lured Sir Galahad...the pure... eh?!! I'm .... PURITY? PURE?
*Kia mutters as she walks up to the castle and is greeted by Dynasty Soldiers*
Kia: GYAAAAAAAAH!
*She's dragged into the main room. Uh oh...*
Kia: ...bishounen... *_*
*Yes, lots of bishounen abound. Oh dear.*
Kia: Ooh... so... studly... steek... and... NAKED?! o_o
Bishounen: Come with us... we need a lovely lady like you...
Kia: Oooh. I... can't! I have to go back to my mission!
Bishounen: We'll be your love slaves!
Kia: Too tempting... *whimpers*... too... tempting...
*Sage comes thundering in*
Sage: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THEM?! KIA, YOU'RE BEING CORRUPTED!
Kia: Sage! Let me stay! Please!
Sage: You are not staying any longer!
Kia: SEIJI DATE!!!
Bishounen: *paws at Kia* We need her! We need our savior!
Kia: I must stay! I have to give them my attention!
Sage: ... *thwaps Kia* I'm YOUR first bishounen and you're coming with me! *drags Kia out*
Kia: Awww... let me face the peril!
Sage: It's just too perilous for you!
Kia: I bet you like to flirt with women.
*Sage stares at her, yelling at her in an annoyed tone, turning red at the same time*
Sage: I DO NOT!

Narrator: Sir Sage had saved Lady Kia the Pure from her doom...
*Kia throws a frying pan at the Narrator*
Narrator: OW! Meanwhile... To King Ryo and Sir Rowen--- they weren't far as a coconut could get.
Crowd: GIVE US A BREAK! GET ON WITH IT!
*the crowd starts to shoot at Talpa with arrows*
Talpa: ........

Ancient: Hee hee hee ha ha ha...
Ryo: ....
Ancient: Hee hee hee ha ha ha...
Rowen: .....
Ancient: Okay! To find the grail, you have to go to the cave, then the bridge!
Ryo: ... that's all?
Rowen: Why are you laughing like that?
Ancient: Because I'm supposed to. Hee hee hee ha ha ha!!!
*Ancient and scene 24 disappears*
Ryo: Huh? Let's go...
Rowen: This is getting too weird...

*Ryo and Rowen arrives and stares*
Ryo: What the hell?
Knights: NI! NI! NI! NI!
Rowen: Now you know what the cult Kia really belongs to....
Knights: NI! NI! NI! NI!
Ancient: YOU CRACK HEADS! STOP SNORTING COKE WITH VODKA!
Knights: Who's that?
Ryo: ... -_-;
Rowen: But that was Ancient! He was the old man!
Ryo: What?! How!?
Head Knight: You must bring us the shrubbery! NI!
Ryo: You crack-head.
*Rowen gets a shrubbery*
Head Knight: MORE!!
Kia: NI!
Sage: STOP THAT KIA!
Knights: Ah! One of us!
Kia: NI!
Kento: Cut it out!
Knights: AAAAAAH!
Kia: NI!
Cye: PLEASEEE?
Kia: No. NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! 
Knights: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Rowen: Ow.
Ryo: I think I'm dead.
Sage: Uhhhh... I should have left her with the bishounen.
Kento: I agree...
Cye: She should have killed me when she had the chance.
Ancient: STOP THAT YOU CRACK-HEAD! GET OFF DR. PEPPER AND VODKA!
Kia: Huh? O_O;
Knights: Huh?
Ronin "Knights": WE'RE SAVED!
Kia: I don't think so....
*Sage stuffs a brownie with chocolate that usually melts in the mouth*
Sage: And that was the most biggest and the most expensive brownie I could find.
Kia: MMM...So yummy. ^^ Better than molesting Sage.
Sage: *sweatdrop*
Cye: Forget it...
Knights: AAAAAAH!
Kia: You idiot. *hits Cye* If you say the word, they will be in pain.
Kento: What word? And how did you eat the brownie so fast?
Kia: I'm a sugar junkie okay? If you say "IT" they are in pain.
Knights: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ryo: IT! IT! IT! IT!
Knights: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kia: ...
*chases after Ryo around the shrubbery*
Kia: SUFFER!

Kayura: What the heck were you doing Anubis?!
Anubis: I thought Kia needed to be distracted from the play, so I sent in the bishounen!
Dais: Worked too well.
Sekhmet: But you weren't in the room.
Cale: Hee hee hee... daft.
*Anubis beats up Cale and Sekhmet*
C and S: OW.
Kayura: He couldn't be there because Kia kind of stopped liking him.
Anubis: Right. There's that bastard who claims to be me. Acted like he liked her but never asked her out. No wonder why she's clingy to Sage.
DATS: Meow. Woof.
Everyone: We feel sorry for Sage.

Kia: Now... where'd the Masho come from? O_o Back to the play!

Kento: I'm out to rescue someone!
*runs forever until he gets to the castle and nearly kills everyone*
Kento: I'm here.....??????
Dais: My hero!
Kento: .........
Badamon: Hey! How dare you...
Kento: I'm leaving.

Ryo: Alright, we're supposed to find the enchanter named... MIA?
Kia: Uh?
*Mia is throwing cans everywhere as the Ronin "Knights" duck*
Mia: You seek the Holy Grail?
Everyone: Uhh yeah.
Mia: You shall face the horrendous creature to get to it at the cave!
Everyone: ....
*a cute white little bunny is hopping around the cave*
Kia: HOLY CRAP...
Rowen: Grail, not crap.
Ryo: A BUNNY?!
Sage: I feel so stupid.
Kento: What do we do?
Cye: Dynasty Soldier!
*Dynasty Soldier walks up to the bunny and gets his head bit off by the bunny*
Everyone: AAGH!!!
Kia: I TOLD YA!
Mia: ME TOO!
Ryo: ATTACK!!!
*Everyone runs to attack the bunny then runs back, screaming*
Kia: HOLY HAND GRENADE!
*gives it to Ryo*
Ryo: One... two... five....
Rowen: THREE!
*Ryo throws it*
Ryo: THREE!
*boom*
Kia: Now it's gonna be a delicious rabbit stew with sugar.... hehehehehehehehe! (inside joke between me, Ken Takino and Arrow Shockwave :P)
*They all go in the cave*
Everyone: What's that writing?
Kento: Uhhh...
*They turn around and watch another dynasty soldier get eaten by the Black Beast of Arrgh!*
Kento: RUNNNNNNN!
*Everyone runs all over the place being chased by the Black Beast of Arrgh!*
*The Animator has a heart attack and falls over his chair backwards*
*The Black Beast of Arrgh! disappears*
Kia: Wheew...
Sage: Man, that was scary.
Ryo: Cye?
Cye: I think I wet myself.
Kia: HEHEHEHEHEHE.
Cye: YOU MADE ME SAY IT!
Kento: Forget it.
Rowen: Now to the bridge!
*Everyone runs to the bridge*
Ancient: What is your name?
Kia: Lady Kia the Pure.
Ancient: What is your quest?
Kia: TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Ancient: What is your favorite color?
Kia: Pink.
Ancient: Do you drink Dr. Pepper with vodka?
Kia: No. AAGH!!!!!!!!
*SPROING*
*Kia is thrown in the gorge*
Ryo: Eep. She's dead.
Rowen: You nitwit. She is writing this story.
Sage: Who wants to go next?
Kento: Not me.
Cye: Nuh huh!
Kia: I'm back.
Everyone: HUH?
*Kia looks annoyed*
Kia: Don't throw me into a gorge! Ancient, what is Talpa's middle name?
Ancient: I don't know... AAGH!
*SPROING*
Kia: He'll be back. There is a cushion. Sorry Ancient! Talpa's middle name is DOOFUS!
*Everyone gets across the bridge*

Kayura: I wonder who is controlling this?
Anubis: Don't ask.
Dats: MEOW. WOOF.

Ryo: Let us in you French IDIOT!
French Guard: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Kia: You were supposed to use that line a LONG time ago.. *groans* sheesh!
Sage: How do we get in?
Kia: Ryo?
Ryo: Alright.... hey, we'll make a deal!
French Guard: Eh?
Ryo: Let's see if you can keep me from getting on the castle!
French Guards: Oui! Come! Come!
*The French Guards start building a trap around them*
Kia: Uhh...
Sage: What?
Kia: This is like my dream.
Sage: Ryo was in it?
Kia: No. You all were. You took turns. (I can't remember but the dream was sure weird.)
Sage: Oh boy.
*Ryo jumps out and onto the roof and slides off*
Ryo: DAMN!
*thud*
*the French Guards start building the trap higher with Kento*
Kento: Haha I can beat this...
*jumps and slides off*
Kento: S***!
*thud*
*the trap gets higher*
Rowen: No problem.
*jumps up and slides off*
Rowen: FARG!
*thud*
*the trap is too high*
Cye: Well...
*jumps*
It's not so hard...
*slides off*
Cye: AAH! F***!!!!
Kia: Idiot.
Sage: My turn.
*jumps after the trap is waaay too high*
Sage: Crap.
*kicks the troll off the castle then jumps over the other side*
Sage: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*!!!!!!!!
*thud*
*Sage had fallen in another French trap-- the exact same one.*
Kia: Help.
*jumps out of the trap and grabs the Holy Grail*
Kia: The play is over! I have the grail!
French Guards: Nooooooo!!!
*Clouds open*
God: Then return it to its rightful place!
*the grail disappears*
God: Now you are free....
*the clouds close with a clang*
Kia: YAAAAAY!
*everything returns to normal as Ryo groans*
Ryo: Headache...
Kia: Well, it was really a lady's job.
Rowen: WAAAAH!
Cye: ... why me?
Kento: Dang!
Sage: My hair is ruined....
Kia: My turn to go crazy.
Ronin Warriors: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Kia starts to sing her LOOOONG "ni" song that takes forever and ever*

Think this is bad? Just wait for the next play!!! :) (Of course yes, this is the end of the play! I had to sack all of the narrators since I got fed up with them. -_-)